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Shazamakin

Lightning Strikes while receiving Head, causing the receiver to deficate or shit on themselves in mid-climax.
My friend told me of a time when he was receiving head during a rainstorm, as he recorded it with his cell phone, when lightning struck his elbow, causing him to throw the phone in one direction, while he was thrown back against the wall. Then crapping all over himself... I said that sounds like a Shazamakin ! (Lightning bolt plus Blumpkin).
Shazamakin by Bevisguy May 9, 2021
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Shazaming 

Yo, there’s a dude shazaming in row H!
Shazaming by Bumblethot69 May 9, 2019

salamaking 

the obnoxious act of liking everything on facebook.
104 new notifications? someone must be salamaking!
salamaking by pussylover11wowzers February 14, 2012
to be uber, epic, hardcore,basically any kind of awesome compliment you can think of and it is used as a noun ,verb, and adjective
we are having a shazamin day
what the shazam are you talking about
i shazamed straight in her face
Shazamin by farquad jones January 17, 2009

foxy shazaming 

When mutiple people of the same or opposite sex share sleeping arrangments in close-quarters and wake up spooning one another.
I sleep in a trailer with seven other guys while on tour so when I wake up at least one of them is Foxy Shazaming me.

shazaming 

Something is shazaming when it gets to the highest point of excitement. If you say "something is shazaming" it means that something is extraordinarily.
- How're you feeling tonight?
- I'm SHAZAMING my friend!!!
shazaming by tdurante February 7, 2010

shakalakin 

The Man was Shakalakin himself in the public shower.
shakalakin by KayGee November 27, 2006