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Shazamakin

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Lightning Strikes while receiving Head, causing the receiver to deficate or shit on themselves in mid-climax.
My friend told me of a time when he was receiving head during a rainstorm, as he recorded it with his cell phone, when lightning struck his elbow, causing him to throw the phone in one direction, while he was thrown back against the wall. Then crapping all over himself... I said that sounds like a Shazamakin ! (Lightning bolt plus Blumpkin).
Shazamakin by Bevisguy May 9, 2021
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Shazaming 

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The act of getting head in a movie theater.
Yo, there’s a dude shazaming in row H!
Shazaming by Bumblethot69 May 9, 2019
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Shazamakin • shazaming • salamaking • shakalakin • Shakalaking • shananakins • Shazamanitis • Shazamin • shazamming • foxy shazaming

salamaking 

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the obnoxious act of liking everything on facebook.
104 new notifications? someone must be salamaking!
salamaking by pussylover11wowzers February 14, 2012
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Shazamin

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to be uber, epic, hardcore,basically any kind of awesome compliment you can think of and it is used as a noun ,verb, and adjective
we are having a shazamin day
what the shazam are you talking about
i shazamed straight in her face
Shazamin by farquad jones January 17, 2009
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foxy shazaming 

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When mutiple people of the same or opposite sex share sleeping arrangments in close-quarters and wake up spooning one another.
I sleep in a trailer with seven other guys while on tour so when I wake up at least one of them is Foxy Shazaming me.
foxy shazaming by foxyshazamfan June 27, 2010
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shazaming 

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Something is shazaming when it gets to the highest point of excitement. If you say "something is shazaming" it means that something is extraordinarily.
- How're you feeling tonight?
- I'm SHAZAMING my friend!!!
shazaming by tdurante February 7, 2010
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shakalakin 

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masturbation. The Art of Masterbation. Syn. Spanking the Monkey.
The Man was Shakalakin himself in the public shower.
shakalakin by KayGee November 27, 2006
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
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hobo loko

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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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