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Shakalaking 

A form of verbal bullying on the rails of a poker table when you beat somebody while holding a worse starting hand.

To 'Shakalak' someone is one of the best feelings in poker.
Scenario: Player 1 gives Player 2 a badbeat with JJ vs KK
Player 1: BOOOOMSHAKALAKAKAK

Player 2: Hey man thats not cool
Player 1: You just got shakalak'ed son
Player 3: Wow did you see player 1 SHAKALAKING player 2
Shakalaking by leash May 25, 2013
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Shakalaki 

The best people alive. (The worst)
They are the smartest, yet very stupid.
They enjoy life to the fullest.

Too bad you can't join 'em
We are SHAKALAKI
Shakalaki by Neemzlikeduh November 14, 2018

shmakalaking 

"my weekend was absolutely shmakalaking!"
shmakalaking by lgs ! xo May 25, 2009

shakalacking 

•A good way to start a conversation with a crush

• A well known quote by Marty the Zebra
• "Hey girl, you look shakalacking" *insert finger guns here*

shakacalingas 

It's a slang language for shit, fuck, bitch, etc. Basically anything
What the shakacalingas!
shakacalingas by thunderlight November 2, 2013

Shakanking 

“We caught Jacob shakanking in the bathroom”
Shakanking by MrMataUsi November 17, 2022

shakalakin 

masturbation. The Art of Masterbation. Syn. Spanking the Monkey.
The Man was Shakalakin himself in the public shower.
shakalakin by KayGee November 27, 2006
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