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shagster 

one of them crazy white kids with shaggy hair that looks nasty as hell and curls at the ends
"that white boy is a shagster killin dat nasty hair"
shagster by DQ August 23, 2004

shasterbate 

person number 1: "oh wow Justin the football player, takes a long time in the bathroom"
person number 2: "hes probably masturbating while he shits"
person number 1: "haha, Justin shasterbates"
person number 2: "hahahaha thats clever. shasterbate!"
shasterbate by shexcelent December 1, 2009
A nickname used for the Irish name Shannon.
Hey, Shanster, are you coming over to study tonight?
Shanster by KL88 February 13, 2009

Midget Shaster

Used to prod midgets out of your way. Usually telescopic in design for greater distance. At full length, can be swung like a bat to provide more clearance at 2-3 midgets in one fowl swoop.
"That guy has the longest midget shaster I've seen."

or

"He had such a long midget shaster he couldn't keep it in his pants."
Midget Shaster by Nelson76 July 1, 2005
Wow, Purdiep sell's shady ass dutches to CJ therefore he is a shadster
shadster by ticeticebaby August 2, 2006

shamster 

Generally disreputable person. Con artist, lazy, sleazy, etc. all qualify
Al Sharpton, Jerry Springer, people who send Email spam, optical networking export S.D. Brorson
shamster by John Hinsdale May 23, 2003