shawkward
I ran into my ex-girlfriend and her family yesterday while I was with my new girlfriend; it was shawkward.
shawkward by Michael Mervin September 12, 2009
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shawkward
(Adj.) The awkwardness that arises when two people know they were consecutively pooping in adjacent stalls, and they avoid talking to one another when they proceed to wash their hands.
Guy 1: Dude, I took a massive dump today, and some guy was next to me. We both finished at the same time and washed out hands in silence.
Guy 2: Shawkward!
Guy 2: Shawkward!
shawkward by SHS person December 16, 2009
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shawkward • Stawkward • shmawkward • slawkward • smawkward • Swawkward • so awkward • hawkward • stalkward • Sackwards
Shawkward
"Poor girl, she's just so shawkward."
"What's he doing on his own?" "Don't worry about him, he's shawkward."
"What's he doing on his own?" "Don't worry about him, he's shawkward."
Shawkward by Agirlnotaboy March 8, 2013
Shawkward
(A combination of shock and awkward) : a state of shock so unnerving that it can initially cause the affected person to not fully comprehend the extreme level of social awkwardness displayed in direct connection to the shocking event.
The delayed realization of the socially awkward aspect of one's actions due to the overwhelming and immediate state of shock they felt as a result of those same actions.
The delayed realization of the socially awkward aspect of one's actions due to the overwhelming and immediate state of shock they felt as a result of those same actions.
Person 1: "hey, did you think it was weird how that dude showed no emotion whatsoever after literally breaking that storefront window with his fists when they kicked him out? How could he not know how awkward that was?"
Person 2: "It was shawkward, bro. It'll hit him once the shock of shattering a huge window pane finally wears off."
P1: "?.....? 'shawkward' is not a word. You just made that up off the cuff. Who do you think - *sharts mid-sentence* - you are, Webster Miriam?"
P2: "??....?? You mean Miriam Webster the dictionary publishing company? Besides, literally every word was made up by someone at some point, right?"
P1: *Pauses with a blank stare* "... I gotta go." *Leaves abruptly*
P2: *Says to self* "Shawkward"
Person 2: "It was shawkward, bro. It'll hit him once the shock of shattering a huge window pane finally wears off."
P1: "?.....? 'shawkward' is not a word. You just made that up off the cuff. Who do you think - *sharts mid-sentence* - you are, Webster Miriam?"
P2: "??....?? You mean Miriam Webster the dictionary publishing company? Besides, literally every word was made up by someone at some point, right?"
P1: *Pauses with a blank stare* "... I gotta go." *Leaves abruptly*
P2: *Says to self* "Shawkward"
Sackwards
All things facing the scrotum. Point of origin. A direction that contains the polar perspective of the scrotum or "sack". The act of facing toward one's balls.
Tina has her face near Trey's crotch. She must be facing sackwards. When we drive towards that set of balls we are going sackwards.
Sackwards by Trey W. Wilson March 21, 2007
Spackward
Stop it you spackward fuckmonger
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