hawkward 

When two hawks are in a telephone booth together.

"well...this is hawkward."

hawkward by bruby gruby harubsdays March 9, 2010

hawkward 

Something that is simultaneously hot and awkward. Why spend the time saying "I find this situation is both hot and awkward?" When you could just say "This is hawkward." Or better yet, just pause and say "Hawkward!"

When something is hot, in a sexual way, while being awkward too.

(Me and my sister are making out with each other.)
Sister: "OMG. You are a really good kisser!"
Me: "You are too, sis! Wow! This is hawkward!!!! LOL!"
Sister: "Def. What time is mom coming home?"
Me: "Not for another half hour."
(We resume making out.)

hawkward by TryTbone November 10, 2012

Hawkward 

Hawkward (adj.)
The state of being so awkward that you want to fly out of the situation, just like a hawk...

What do you know, and where do you gotta go. Well I don't know what I am doing, so therefore don't know where to go... #hawkward

Hawkward by M_hawk May 25, 2014

Hawkward 

A term used to describe relationships, usually of a sexual or intimate nature, between a human male, or female, and a bird of prey, gender unimportant.

The relationship between the characters Rachel and Tobias in the Young Audience series Animorphs, by K.A. Applegate (published by Scholastic inc.) is hawkward.

Hawkward by Animorphs: The Radio Drama December 22, 2008

Hawkward 

Something awkward and uncomfortable; a variation of the awkward turtle. When something hawkward occurs, bend your elbows up at your sides and flap your hands.

Oh no, she just heard us talking about her! That's so hawkward!

Hawkward by Hedy La Rue April 26, 2011

Hawkward 

When the Hawkman makes something "Awkward"

Hawkman: Dude that chick is hot as balls! Id do her!

Guy 2: Dude thats my sister...

Hawkman: Well still.

Guy 2: Hawkwarddd....

Hawkward by hawkman123456789 September 6, 2011

Hawkward 

The awkward pause in conversation when driving down the road with a bunch of friends looking for hawks.

Person 1: "Man, check it out! There are two hawks on the same lamp post!"
Person 2: "I saw that the other day when I was driving into work. It's crazy when that happens."
Hawkward pause
Person 1:"yeah"

Hawkward by Manda1178 January 15, 2011