The act of one's rectum muscles relaxing so completely that feces flows out without any effort or control devastating all in its path like an avalanche.
ohhhh bro after eating that taco I was hit with a series of shavalanches all nightlong.
Verb-When a person posts something deragatory,insulting, dark, demented,racist, sexually-explicit, homophobic, bias, etc etc (anything that could get you banned from your church or start WW3 on the interwebs with sensitive snowflakes) on their or someone else's' social media public page on accident. Usually happens when inebriated or having a brain fart. Those bold enough, do it on purpose. Usually happens to those in secret groups. Can cause, loss of friends and employment, even police investigation.
Tommy: "Did you see what that idiot, Paul, posted on my Facebook?"
Mike: "Do you think he Shamaleyed you?"
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.