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shavalene 

The prettiest girl you’ll ever meet she the the funniest person in the world her hands are lethal weapons so don’t get on her bad side super outgoing but hates people doesn’t know how to say no is really smart but her grades don’t show it is in almost every physical activity on the planet is the most mentally stable person ever created
Hey
What’s up

Your pretty cool can I get your number

Sure
Ok and your name

Shavalene
shavalene by Leave me alone bitch February 25, 2021
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Modest but beautiful with a huge heart. Loyal to those she loves and a strong troublemaker looking for adventure.
I wouln't mess with her or she'll go all Shalene on you...
Shalene by dingdonglala December 12, 2011
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Shavalanche 

The act of one's rectum muscles relaxing so completely that feces flows out without any effort or control devastating all in its path like an avalanche.
ohhhh bro after eating that taco I was hit with a series of shavalanches all night long.

I got so pitted I shavalanched my pants.
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Shailene Woodley 

The flawless actress in both Divergent (Tris Prior) and The Fault in Our Stars (Hazel Grace Lancaster). She's super funny and pretty and is the obsession of many people ever since Divergent came out.
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Savageness 

The amount of savage someone has in them
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