A wannabe Swede that is insecure about his dance moves and makes sick ass workout videos with a midget. Obsesses over his jogging form and tries to be a baller/shot caller but actually spends most of his time sticking random accoutrement up his anus and enjoys calling people "jabronis". Used to have a vanilla last name but changed it to appear more exotic, when he really just a white boy from the burbs that probably likes dick a little too much. Holla!
Hello, I am from Sweden (in a regionally accurate Swedish dialect). Do I Dougie good, daddy? Oh, is that a stapler? Stick it up my bunghole and then let's for a jog in the park. That'd be litty af! #SavageZavala
Singer of the band The Mars Volta as well as past band At The Drive-In. Mexican, Crisp Blue Eyes, Back Afro Styled Hair, with a mixture of salsa and spasmic dancing. High pitched singing and a various amount of moans and yells represnted by the labyrinth of a story/lyrics written by this man.
"Do you know who Cedric Bixler Zavala is?"
"Yes! THE MOST AMAZING SINGER AND SONG WRITER EVER?"
"You forgot something."
"What..?"
"HE'S INCREDIBLY HANDSOME!"
Cedric Bixler-Zavala is the vocalist from the most amazing band ever, The Mars Volta. He used to be the frontman of the emocore/hard punk band At the Drive-In, dubbed the next Nirvana by some. At the Drive-In dissolved in the beginning of the 2000s and he formed, with Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, ATD-I's guitarist, The Mars Volta. One of the greatest progressive/emocore bands there are out there today.
He has an amazing voice. He incorporates falsetto and various sounds to make the Mars Volta's sound just plain different from anything else.
Cedric Bixler Zavala + Omar Rodriguez Lopez = Best thing that has happened to music.
The most badass motherfucker to be alive. If Gary Vaynerchuk and David Goggins could have a kid, Chris Zavala would be the byproduct. I give up is not in his vocabulary, you’ll never see him she a tear and he has the pain tolerance of a fuckingShark with a chunk of flesh bitten off but still swimming along eating other sharks like a murder dolphin.
If you ever get in Chris Zavalas good side he’ll treat you 10 times better. If you get in his bad side he’ll treat you ten times worse.
He always has the most attractive girlfriend and regularly pipes her down to maintain dominance.
Chris Zavala is so unhinged one time I heard he threw a guy off a building just to see what would happen since he talked smack about his mom.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.