Twix o’ Dix

A male who has created a Duggar amount of offspring that usually takes two men to create. Very fertile. A female has been known to get pregnant by using his toothbrush.

Barrett: Did you hear that Tim had another baby?
Sarah: Holy shit! Seriously had a case of Twix o’ Dix

by XxTwooxX October 09, 2018

Sterned up

When you have reached the point of intoxication where you don’t know whether you are angry, sad, happy, or feel nothing. The people you surrounded yourself with start to annoy you. You keep a straight face, sit in your favorite chair, and look at the ignorance that sounds you. Still chugging your whiskey until you slip into unconsciousness

Justin: Everything was going great tonight until Tommy got into one of his moods

Scotty: It’s okay! He’s just getting Sterned up.

by XxTwooxX November 08, 2017

Shamaleyed

Verb-When a person posts something deragatory,insulting, dark, demented,racist, sexually-explicit, homophobic, bias, etc etc (anything that could get you banned from your church or start WW3 on the interwebs with sensitive snowflakes) on their or someone else's' social media public page on accident. Usually happens when inebriated or having a brain fart. Those bold enough, do it on purpose. Usually happens to those in secret groups. Can cause, loss of friends and employment, even police investigation.

Tommy: "Did you see what that idiot, Paul, posted on my Facebook?"
Mike: "Do you think he Shamaleyed you?"

by XxTwooxX October 17, 2017

Tricia’n Through the Daises

That one friend you have that no matter how many times you explain something to her she gets lost. Also known as an extreme blonde. Pot head like symptoms. You still can’t help but love her.

Mike: How is it that you are still lost in this conversation? We’ve already explained it ten times

Tisha: Don’t mind her. She’s just Tricia’n through the daises.

by XxTwooxX October 09, 2018

Tricia’n Through the Daises

That one friend you have that no matter how many times you explain something to her she gets lost. Also known as an extreme blonde. Pot head like symptoms. You still can’t help but love her.

Mike: How is it that you are still lost in this conversation? We’ve already explained it ten times

Tisha: Don’t mind her. She’s just Tricia’n through the daises.

by XxTwooxX October 09, 2018

Cunt Pox

Proper Noun- A vanereal disorder that be caused from an abundant amount of causes. Ranging from viral Infections, razor burn, STD’s and allergic reactions. Usually look like It’s sister “chicken pox” but should be considered more contagious. Open blisters, puss filled blistered or scabby sores in a poke-a-dot pattern, are all signs. Extremely painful, itchy and uncomfortable. Must handle those infected with extreme caution because you don’t know their exact origination. Keep kids and your penis clear until cleared. If not cleared up by 48 you should contact your personal physician.

Tricia: Did you see Crystal’s vagina it looked like she has a case of Cunt Pox.

by XxTwooxX November 06, 2018

Arvintized

When something becomes smaller or barely open, Resembling a small Asian man

I knew my weed was kicking in when I felt my eyes becoming arvintized

by XxTwooxX September 19, 2023