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When your dog wakes you up to take him outside to drop off his payload and instead you pick him up to put him on the bed with you because you're too damn lazy to get up, and while picking him up you squeeze his stomach and he pinches one planting a warm fuzzy on your forehead.
Husband: I better take Otis out before he pulls another Shaulis.
Shaulis by Peter April 16, 2004
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Has anyone ever told you that you look like Beyonce? Nah they usually tell me I look like Shalissa.
Shalissa by Geegee347 May 14, 2015
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Shallisa 

A black woman that is an icon in everyone’s daily lives.
No I am not Beyoncé I am SHALLISA.
Shallisa by bussylicker647 May 5, 2021

Shalisha 

Sha-lee-sha
Shalisha is a beautiful girl and amazing friend. She excels in many things, often that which she tries her hardest at. She is petite but very sporty and has a nack for arts and crafts. Shalisha aspires to be her best and sets a wonderful example for others. She is often the least selfish person you could meet, and has a heart of gold. Her love for god is big and her heart remains dedicated to that love as well as family. She never ceases to impress. Shalisha can be found to try new things as well as pack a mean fight, she is tougher then she looks and had a strong heart. This name is derived from the bible.
Shalisha is really good at soccer!

Shalisha has a pretty smile.
Shalisha by BreMic May 1, 2013
Shalissa is a girl who likes to be kewl
“People usually tell me I took like shalissa”
“Who the fuck is that ?”
“Me bitch”
Shalissa by Daddy Is Delicious March 12, 2019
A hilarious, pretty, and thicc gurl. Her best friend is Thiccynicki and Saphora the Explorer. She an amazing sense of style. She is very sweet and is not afraid to stick up for her besties.
Shalissa is back and better than everrrrrr.
shalissa by Thickynicki May 21, 2018

shallisa 

An ugly bitch, that looks like a peice of shit, but can steal your man because she's a bad bitch and she eat her rice and cabbage.
"Shallisa's ugly ass stole my man, I can't believe her ass"
shallisa by Shallisa March 2, 2016
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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