Definitions by Shrek'sBrotherinlaw

Loretta Sanchez 

The act of a woman pleasuring herself with a frozen burrito.

"Dude, don't eat that burrito!"
"Don't tell me that your sister pulled a Loretta Sanchez..."

Loretta Sanchez by Shrek'sBrotherinlaw December 7, 2016

Shatterbate 

(v) The Act of Masturbating while taking a shit

"Shit, I really had to pinch one out when I was at Six Flags. I just decided to shatterbate in the bathroom"

Shatterbate by Shrek'sBrotherinlaw November 19, 2014