Shartoke

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Hitting a big bowl of weed whilst taking a massive dump

Man I hit the biggest shartoke last night

Shartoke by MooseMissile May 4, 2022

Words you can keep

Shartuke

When one accidentally sharts and pukes simultaneously

I ate a Taco Bell burrito and shartuked all over the floor

Shartuke by PedroAstacio January 7, 2012

Related Words

Shartoke • Sharokena • Shartorectumy • Shartuke • shart-o-meter

Shartorectumy

This is occurs when one executes a particularly violent shart or a series of particularly violent sharts, causing one to feel like one's rectum has ceased to become and internal organ in order to become an external organ.

The violence of the shart recquired for this phenominen to occur is such that they occur very rarely and even then only in the highest circle of Shartisans.

"James did the most foul shart this morning. I wouldn't suprised if he had a shartorectumy!"

Shartorectumy by Sharta Zulu July 15, 2009

Sharokena

A virgin that likes to play dirty

Your such a sharokena

Sharokena by _mrwillywonka_69 November 22, 2021

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026