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scatstache 

noun, the mustache of fecal matter left on the upper-lip after the "Dirty Sanchez"
Yo, Gloria you need to wipe dat scatstache off yo face cuz aint nobody wants to dat shit.
scatstache by Short_Round August 30, 2009

Shartstache 

The product of one person sharting on another person's upper lip.
I'm going to give you a shartstache while you sleep!
Shartstache by Spam23 July 7, 2010

shitstache 

A mustache that is only partially grown. It is usually found among guys in high school whom are too unkept to bother shaving before most of their facial hair comes in. Their mustaches look really crappy.
ewww he really should shave that shitstache
shitstache by Francois chevalier August 30, 2006

shitstache 

When a police officer grows a mustache that went out in the seventies. For example Officer Ray Fox 5628.
Officer Fox:"License, registration, and insurance please ma'am."

Woman:"Wow! You scared the piss out of me with that ugly fucking shitstache. I thought you had treacher collins syndrome"
shitstache by Cheesedick Parade October 19, 2006

shitstache 

when a shit trail ends up on someone's upper lip after eating out a butthole.
my gramma was eating my butt the other day and ended up wiht the funniest shitstache when shew as done.
shitstache by blumpkinboychaps April 4, 2009

Chattanigga Shaftstalker 

It’s when you sling a stinky dingy on whoever and someone watches you from a large radius while also slinging a stinky dingy on whoever
Bro, the other day I was laying some pecker and I think I had a chattanigga shaftstalker
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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