shaftstache

n, \ʃæft.stæʃ\
: a pube-do that results when a man shaves or waxes all of his pubic hair except that around the base of the penis, leaving a moustache-like fringe.

Kendall learned that waxing his shaft was incredibly painful so he always sported a shaftstache.

by schnitza July 11, 2011

scatstache

noun, the mustache of fecal matter left on the upper-lip after the "Dirty Sanchez"

Yo, Gloria you need to wipe dat scatstache off yo face cuz aint nobody wants to dat shit.

by Short_Round August 30, 2009

Shartstache

The product of one person sharting on another person's upper lip.

I'm going to give you a shartstache while you sleep!

by Spam23 July 7, 2010

shitstache

A mustache that is only partially grown. It is usually found among guys in high school whom are too unkept to bother shaving before most of their facial hair comes in. Their mustaches look really crappy.

ewww he really should shave that shitstache

by Francois chevalier August 30, 2006

shitstache

When a police officer grows a mustache that went out in the seventies. For example Officer Ray Fox 5628.

Officer Fox:"License, registration, and insurance please ma'am."

Woman:"Wow! You scared the piss out of me with that ugly fucking shitstache. I thought you had treacher collins syndrome"

by Cheesedick Parade October 19, 2006

shitstache

when a shit trail ends up on someone's upper lip after eating out a butthole.

my gramma was eating my butt the other day and ended up wiht the funniest shitstache when shew as done.

by blumpkinboychaps April 4, 2009

Chattanigga Shaftstalker

It’s when you sling a stinky dingy on whoever and someone watches you from a large radius while also slinging a stinky dingy on whoever

Bro, the other day I was laying some pecker and I think I had a chattanigga shaftstalker

by An absolute legend period September 5, 2022