blumpkinboychaps's definitions

yoit rag

a rag/clothe/kleenex/ or old crusty t-shirt a bitch uses to wipe the yoit from between her teeth.

i was cleaning my room the other day and found an old crusty stiff yoit rag under my bed.

by blumpkinboychaps April 4, 2009

yoit taco

when the massive load of cum causes one's lips to become sealed shut with gewy-stickyness after performing the act of fellatio.

i gave this hobo a yoit taco the other day that left him speechless for days.

by blumpkinboychaps April 3, 2009

shitstache

when a shit trail ends up on someone's upper lip after eating out a butthole.

my gramma was eating my butt the other day and ended up wiht the funniest shitstache when shew as done.

by blumpkinboychaps April 4, 2009

yoit salad

the same as regular yoit, but when a pubic hair becomes logged in the cum between the fellatio-giver's tooth, it automatically turns into a "yoit salad"

i thought the man had regular yoit build up in his teeth until i realized it was a yoit salad upon spotting the pube.

by blumpkinboychaps April 3, 2009

undertuck n' suck

when a man tucks his erect penis between his legs and presents it to another person to suck from behind.

i was feeling frisky so i gave the woman the old undertuck n' suck

by blumpkinboychaps April 3, 2009

yoitstache

when a bitch pulls the cock out early during the ejaculation process and gets yoit on her lip which resembles a mustache.

person 1:did you see the new "got yoit?" billboard?

person 2: yea that bitch had a nice yoitstache.

by blumpkinboychaps April 4, 2009