Shart Cult 

The Shart Cult is an organization formed in mid 2018, not declared official until late 2018.
The Shart Cult is a public group formed by many intelligent individuals, seeking enlightenment and awareness of the cursed kinks of the internet, and is at constant turf war against the Piss Cult.
Members of the ShartCult change their usernames daily, so it may not be possible to discover them unless you ask around Instagram.
Most members are part of the LGBT community, are furries, and have ironic kinks (some unironic)
The Shart Cult and Piss Cult are enemies, due to a differentiation in morals, kinks, political beliefs and regionality.

Have you heard of the Shart Cult?
No, the Piss Cult is better anyways

Shart Cult by Wesley Measles (contact on IG) December 3, 2018

how to start a cult 

1.make up a random religion

2. Recruit members

3.you are god

“I met a guy who wanted me to join him “

“He also said how to start a cult”

how to start a cult by Man is man November 12, 2020

Cuss Dumb Cult Shirt 

Cuss= Profanity, personality, sexuality, explicit, bold, emotion, conflict, demand.

Dumb= ignorance, incompetence, contradictory, human, condition, humility, funny.

Cult= religion, story-telling, belief, comradery, narratives, false narratives, perspectives, leaders, followers, god, country, nation, family, corporation, data.

Shirt= fashion, art, design, status, vision, streetwear, material.

aka: custom cultured ... + shwag

"Yow Koral! Listening to you and Ceppy on the 'Cuss Dumb Cult Shirt' podcast reeaallllyyy made me flip thee switch. Now I lead my life custom cultured baby. I'm a sheshy n****"

"Tina told the whole 7th grade class i was a dumb bih. One wednesday I just stood up ion the tables of the cafeteria and yelled 'Naw fam. Im a CUSS dumb bih!'"
#customized #cussdumbiced

Cuss Dumb Cult Shirt by Sheshy Data December 12, 2020

shartcut 

The most efficient and direct route to the nearest toilet traversable while maintaining full anal clench.

Unfortunately Michael's shartcut necessitated shoving elderly and children to the floor and pushing a wheelchair out of the overcrowded elevator, as stairs would have broken the seal.

shartcut by Shepshape January 1, 2021

shartcut 

When you take the quicker way home even though it goes through some sketchy neighborhoods because you're about to fill your pants.

I would rather risk my life taking a shartcut through Grove Street than risk my britches going home the long way, bro.

shartcut by Deathrea November 20, 2020

Shartcuterie

A combining of random foods resembling a charcuterie but somehow all wrong. Ie. Brussel sprouts, salami, and Nutella.

Uh oh, I didn’t feel like cooking n ate myself a shartcuterie.

Shartcuterie by Pwoggg March 14, 2021

shartcult 

a really swag group of people on instagram that is classified as the best group of friends on instagram as of 130 B.C

osomatsu: do you like shartcult
jyushimatsu: waga baba bobo

shartcult by sky 😈 November 11, 2019