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Alabama Sharpie

NOUN or ADJECTIVE A construction in which one artificially extends, exaggerates, or otherwise expounds upon the length, width, breadth, or height of something, either physical or non-physical. Sometimes used to disguise, cover-up, or attempt to explain a proven falsehood.

Origin: Donald Trump's Hurricane Dorian presentation in the Oval Office on 9/4/2019, where a black Sharpie was used to extend the NHC's cone projection over part of the state of Alabama, in an attempt to justify/explain an erroneous Tweet.
As an adjective: In an effort to make the company look solvent, Tom employed a blatant Alabama Sharpie technique in his diagram at the board meeting today.

As a noun: The quarterback had been officially listed as six-foot-one, but he decided to pull an Alabama Sharpie and told reporters that he was actually six-four.
Alabama Sharpie by Duneedon September 4, 2019
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Shariece 

1 : powerful, elusive, uncontrollably sexy; (see also): GODDESS

2 : soft-spoken and gives very little away—but trusting her feels natural; big heart.

3 : can seduce an entire room with a look and leaves a trail of lovelorn men in her wake.
Person A: "You know that girl you hope is lying next to you when you wake up in the morning, every morning?"

Person B: "Absolutely."

Person A: "THAT'S a Shariece."
Shariece by EnsorcelledInOH December 15, 2011
An intelligent, well rounded guy. Can be shy at times, but is liked by mostly everyone. He is lay back, but is a natural born determined leader of the masses, if only he can get over his fear of success. He is ambitious, but is also very prone to laziness. A Sharief is often labeled as arrogant, but when you get to really know him, you'll find out he's just timid. A Sharief is the only type of guy you'd want to meet. He may freak out a few times in your relationship, but the way he loves you- you'll never ever let him go. If you let him go; you've made the worst mistake of your life right there. Always stay close with a Sharief because he's the most trust worthy guy in the world and knows his way to a womans heart.
"That's my best bud right there. He is the greatest Sharief ever."

"You can trust Sharief, he is the most honest person I've ever met."

"Lucky her ! Sharief likes her ! That guy is such a charm !
Sharief by belaxox April 22, 2018

Put down the Sharpie 

A request to someone to admit they are wrong.

In reference to Donald Trump's infamous Sharpie mark-up of an outdated hurricane forecast map. Rather than apologize, Trump continued to lie about the hurricane risk to Alabama for days.
"Dude, just put down the Sharpie. You don't always have to be right. I'm sick of arguing about this."
Put down the Sharpie by hodags1966 September 6, 2019
A caring, playful, loving, hard working, no-nonsense kind of woman. She will give the shirt off her back to someone in need but she doesn't suffer fools. Children gravitate towards her because they sense the child still alive within her. She is who she is and makes no apologies for it.
Yes, that was Sarrie dancing about with a shower cap on her head!
Sarrie by djc59 February 2, 2010

Drop the Sharpie 

Give up on a losing argument or a bad person
"I'm still waiting for the GOP to drop the sharpie and quit defending Trump's f-ups and crimes."
Drop the Sharpie by hodags1966 September 24, 2019
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