A predatory creature that feeds upon nylon and lycra. Usually female, they tend to feed in packs and attack with very little provocation.

The name 'sharks' originates from the first story that was put on the BlackMilkClothing website when JL decided to take it offline because BMC was so overloaded with orders.

The story was about JL feeling like he had been repeatedly savaged by a pack of sharks (while wearing a Lady Gaga style meat dress. It was a little weird).

A boner while swimming.

A white girl who will only date, and have intercourse with black men.

Female sport bike rider with a lot of attitude. They HAVE to be hot or they are not sharkie. The opposite of sharkie is "jelly fish".

A very rare and butch individual, we don’t know whether it is male or female, we just know for a fact that it’s a sea predator. Their favourite terms are “iya” “have ya got a spare fag” and “Oi” in their overly aggressive voice. They like to call a cigarette a gazzler.