God

Some dickhead who was like ‘haha dinosaurs for a laugh.’

Person 1: god, tell me a joke.
God: dinosaur…. Rawr

Person 1: …haha funny haha funny time

by Girls-on-film•=• August 10, 2021

Sex

Something I am yet to receive

Person 1: have you had sex yet?
Me: no

by Girls-on-film•=• August 10, 2021

The dark crystal

An amazing film that I star in as that one screaming monster in the background.

Guy: what’s that amazing film that has weird creatures and a dumb plot?
Other guy: oh that’s the dark crystal.

by Girls-on-film•=• April 03, 2020

Sharrie

When you don’t know how to describe something, you can now use the word ‘sharrie’.

Person 1: how are you feeling

Person 2: just a bit sharrie

by Girls-on-film•=• August 10, 2021

Love

Something that will fuck you up more than drugs ever will.

Him: I love you.
Her: I don’t.

by Girls-on-film•=• September 20, 2020

Silhouette

‘I see a little silhouette of a man’

Brian, John, roger and Freddie: scaramouch scaramouch will you do the fandango?’ - silhouette

by Girls-on-film•=• April 03, 2020

Feet

The thing that the guy at the end of your street in a trench coat is dealing on the black market.

Guy: what is your fetish

Other guy: feet.

by Girls-on-film•=• April 03, 2020