Girls-on-film•=•'s definitions

Feet

The thing that the guy at the end of your street in a trench coat is dealing on the black market.

Guy: what is your fetish

Other guy: feet.

by Girls-on-film•=• April 3, 2020

Sex

Something I am yet to receive

Person 1: have you had sex yet?
Me: no

by Girls-on-film•=• August 10, 2021

Hair

Some sexy ass stuff. Don’t shave. Hair. Sexy.

Person 1: hey do I have to shave tonight?
Person 2: no I like the hair

by Girls-on-film•=• April 24, 2021

Love

Something that will fuck you up more than drugs ever will.

Him: I love you.
Her: I don’t.

by Girls-on-film•=• September 20, 2020

Karen

The demon of any store that the employees fear.... this dangerous creature lurks in the lairs of unvaccinated children homes and her number one goal is to talk to your manager. You would know if this woman is a Karen is by their hair, they usually wear a bob and is typically blonde. Just hope that the Karen’s will not enter your store today. For it is a sight even demons fear?

Employee: hey how can I help you?
Karen: I will speak to your manager.

by Girls-on-film•=• April 13, 2020

The dark crystal

An amazing film that I star in as that one screaming monster in the background.

Guy: what’s that amazing film that has weird creatures and a dumb plot?
Other guy: oh that’s the dark crystal.

by Girls-on-film•=• April 3, 2020

Silhouette

‘I see a little silhouette of a man’

Brian, John, roger and Freddie: scaramouch scaramouch will you do the fandango?’ - silhouette

by Girls-on-film•=• April 3, 2020