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shardicles

High quality crystal meth. used to discribe how clear or un-cut the meth is. Clear as glass shards.
Clinton's at it agian. He just went to the garage and snorted some shardicles.
shardicles by Slice Mcdell March 20, 2009
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Dork Shard 

Term used for any pansy playing World of Warcraft (WoW)
My husband is such a tool all he does is sit on the computer and pick up dork shards instead of banging me!
Dork Shard by jopazo June 18, 2009
A sexual harassment technique used when one reaches in behind a woman touching their vaginal area in a swiping motion.
I can't believe Tommy used the T-shard twice in one night!!!
T-Shard by Bojack9000 June 7, 2007

Shared Status 

On Facebook, to re-post someone else's status as your own status. Similar to a retweet, but preceded by SS. Can be followed by the re-poster's own comment.

Official Form: SS @Original Poster: Original Poster's Status <<< Re-Poster's Comment (optional)
Larry's Status: I'm loving this new EA Game

Courtney's Status after seeing Larry's: SS @Larry: I'm loving this new EA Game

or

Courtney's Status after seeing Larry's: SS @Larry: I'm loving this new EA Game <<< I bought the Collector's Edition

Shared Status has just occurred
Shared Status by CM Joker December 15, 2009

Shared Apartment 

Similar to "Waffle Stomp" but done in the bath tub with a drain. When you go to stomp the turd down the drain it closes. Now you live in a "Shared Apartment".
I forgot I was in the tub instead of the shower... I still attempted to Waffle Stomp the nuggets down the drain but it closed. Now I live in a Shared Apartment

shard tard

A tweaker who has done to much meth and is mentally "out-there".
"Man what a shard tard. He thinks there's really people in the walls."
"You're acting like a real shard tard."
shard tard by krazzekiki June 26, 2006
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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