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Any attempt at sarcasm which does not achieve the desired response from the audience.

Sarcasm that is not funny.

Any comment that has you questioning why anyone would possibly favor the dilemma that is presented to them.
Ex./ Alex: I mean, I guess I like getting killed crossmap by a hatchet after being choked twice by nova gas and wounded by a semtex.

Jenkz: Why in the world would you like getting killed by a hatchet while choking on nova gas and injured by a semtex? No one would ever like something like that. Stop with the Starkasm already dude! Shut up and watch the killcam.
Starkasm by Slinks29 December 21, 2010
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1. like sarcasm, but more related to puns

2. sarcasm spoken by a Stark
1. I guess you could say that was some STARKASM

2. I guess you could say that was some STARKASM
Starkasm by superturd May 9, 2010

starcasm 

a extremely unstable gamergirl rumored to be a cat she is possessive and addictive . said to be uber mysterious and sexy in a way thats hard to describe.
oh invite starcasm to the raid if you want it to be unforgettable
starcasm by NotBroclee July 6, 2018

snarkasm 

sarcasm with an extra dose of snark: a biting remark that goes beyond mere snark or sarcasm, the preferred method of communication for professional smartasses
Sarcasm: "I only come to Jiffy Lube for the free coffee."
Snark: "Well, at least the price is right."
Snarkasm: Asking the Jiffy Lube cashier if she ground the beans herself.

Sarcasm: "Gee, thanks. I've always wanted a Chia Pet."
Snark: "I hope you kept the receipt."
Snarkasm: "Were they out of fruitcakes?"

Sarcasm: "So where's the rest of it?"
Snark: "Five inches is huge if you're 11."
Snarkasm: "Jesus! My mother has a bigger penis."
snarkasm by MeLoseBrainUhOh February 26, 2011

starkas bollockas narkas

To be completely nude/without clothes.
Usually used to emphasise exposure - in public for instance
And I was just standing there starkas bollockas narkas when she walked in!
starkas bollockas narkas by devsie January 16, 2008

Stargasm 

A stargasm is when you see a shooting star you weren't expecting and get excited. Typically you'll gasp or make a weird sound upon seeing the shooting star.
*Couple watching stars*

Girl: "GASP!"

Dude: "Uhh what just happened?"

Girl: "Did you just see that shooting star? I think I just had a stargasm!"
Stargasm by DirtyOldHippie November 21, 2014

Starcasm 

The way a certain person does not understand how sarcasm works.
Chris: "I really love dying"
Star: "Why would you love that?"
Samantha: "Starcasm at its finest"
Starcasm by S33ING_R3D July 10, 2022
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
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