Starkasm

Any attempt at sarcasm which does not achieve the desired response from the audience.

Sarcasm that is not funny.

Any comment that has you questioning why anyone would possibly favor the dilemma that is presented to them.

Ex./ Alex: I mean, I guess I like getting killed crossmap by a hatchet after being choked twice by nova gas and wounded by a semtex.

Jenkz: Why in the world would you like getting killed by a hatchet while choking on nova gas and injured by a semtex? No one would ever like something like that. Stop with the Starkasm already dude! Shut up and watch the killcam.

by Slinks29 December 21, 2010

Starkasm

1. like sarcasm, but more related to puns

2. sarcasm spoken by a Stark

1. I guess you could say that was some STARKASM

2. I guess you could say that was some STARKASM

by superturd May 9, 2010

starcasm

a extremely unstable gamergirl rumored to be a cat she is possessive and addictive . said to be uber mysterious and sexy in a way thats hard to describe.

oh invite starcasm to the raid if you want it to be unforgettable

by NotBroclee July 6, 2018

snarkasm

sarcasm with an extra dose of snark: a biting remark that goes beyond mere snark or sarcasm, the preferred method of communication for professional smartasses

Sarcasm: "I only come to Jiffy Lube for the free coffee."
Snark: "Well, at least the price is right."
Snarkasm: Asking the Jiffy Lube cashier if she ground the beans herself.

Sarcasm: "Gee, thanks. I've always wanted a Chia Pet."
Snark: "I hope you kept the receipt."
Snarkasm: "Were they out of fruitcakes?"

Sarcasm: "So where's the rest of it?"
Snark: "Five inches is huge if you're 11."
Snarkasm: "Jesus! My mother has a bigger penis."

by MeLoseBrainUhOh February 26, 2011

starkas bollockas narkas

To be completely nude/without clothes.
Usually used to emphasise exposure - in public for instance

And I was just standing there starkas bollockas narkas when she walked in!

by devsie January 16, 2008

Stargasm

A stargasm is when you see a shooting star you weren't expecting and get excited. Typically you'll gasp or make a weird sound upon seeing the shooting star.

*Couple watching stars*

Girl: "GASP!"

Dude: "Uhh what just happened?"

Girl: "Did you just see that shooting star? I think I just had a stargasm!"

by DirtyOldHippie November 21, 2014

Starcasm

The way a certain person does not understand how sarcasm works.

Chris: "I really love dying"
Star: "Why would you love that?"
Samantha: "Starcasm at its finest"

by S33ING_R3D July 10, 2022