Shares A Driveway 

This is a slang for saying that two people are same sex significant others. The driveway being a common area they share together among other things... also suggests that they co-habit together.

Ben is a little different, i'm pretty sure he shares a driveway with joe.

Shares A Driveway by baycer2 January 16, 2015

care bear shares 

Stock that doesn't exist.

Mark was horrified when he found out he had purchased care bear shares.

care bear shares by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

sold my shares 

To quit, or give up on something. Either while it's still hot, or when you first realize it's going to shit.

1) I just sold my shares in Christina.
2) "So I heard you sold your shares in McJob"

sold my shares by Wayne Rama September 21, 2003

More Shares Than Hairs 

-noun

1. A hair challenged person with a high amount of ownership or options to a company.

Examples of "More Shares Than Hairs" candidates:
Steve Ballmer, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, etc...

More Shares Than Hairs by herrocroser November 15, 2010

selling shares of corporations

Another term for Selling drugs

Person 1: How are you making so much money? Do you have a job?
Person 2: No I’m selling shares of corporations

selling shares of corporations by 316136136136174 February 17, 2021

Blow Out Shares

Definition 1:
A vulgar slang term used by young guys to brag about ejaculation, often exaggerating their sexual exploits.

Definition 2:
When an investor, especially an insider, dumps a ton of company shares through a shady separate entity (like a shell company) to cash out before bad news crashes the stock, skirting insider trading rules.

Example: "Dude, I will totally blow out shares with the secretary tonight!"

Example: "That CEO plans to blow out shares through some offshore account, right after the the news release his team is fabricating!"

Blow Out Shares by Raquel de la Roche July 23, 2025

50 shades of nay 

50 shades of nay — the kink of becoming sexually aroused when refused or humiliated.

This kink was introduced to the world by Kevin McCarthy when he left the floor of the house after a historic 11 losses attempting to become the Speaker of the House.

“I feel good”, he said as he left the floor after being publicly humiliated yet again.

“50 shades of nay is my kink; whenever I’m rejected, I orgasm and ejaculate, said Kevin McCarthy explaining the stains on his pants to his political aids.

50 shades of nay by Mind Hunter the Profiler January 6, 2023