Shardstar

A person that is real shiny, and greasy from all the meth they been doing.

Look at that shiny shardstar cleaning his yard in this hot ass weather.

by G.R. Knowledge January 23, 2018

shardvaark

when a tweeker is out of shit and pile drives the carpet cause they just "know" they dropped a piece

dude look at him what a shardvaark

by thickshadee June 8, 2009

sharista

An angel sent from above; one who is talented in every way and very angelic. One that everyone loves and is kind.

Wow that girls name be must be Sharista she is so angelic.

by Poet Girl 96 June 18, 2011

Sharttard

The act of farting but accidentally crapping ones pants in a retarded fashion.
One who resembles the stains in a retarded persons underpants.

Dennis is a sharttard.

by crumb5336 May 5, 2009

shardstick

A 3 foot line of crystal meth equal to 1 yard.

I did a line earlier, oh my God it was so good, oh wow, I did a line, but not just any line, it was a super long line, it was the length of a shardstick. Is there an ice pick sticking out the back of my head?

by Texas Beezler August 18, 2014

shartard

A person who sharts too often, thus arousing intense displeasure among the general public.

Did you just hear that? He's a shartard.

by lit_af March 2, 2017

SHARDVARK

Any person who spends hours searching the carpet for shards of dope (ice or crack) that might have been spilled there.

From Aardvark, the creature with the long snout that it uses to root around for ants.

Did you see old girl on her hands and knees on the floor all night after dude mentioned that he spilled a gram last week? What a shardvark!

by thekattywumpus October 24, 2011