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Shardstar 

A person that is real shiny, and greasy from all the meth they been doing.
Look at that shiny shardstar cleaning his yard in this hot ass weather.
Shardstar by G.R. Knowledge January 23, 2018
Words you can keep

shardvaark 

when a tweeker is out of shit and pile drives the carpet cause they just "know" they dropped a piece
dude look at him what a shardvaark
shardvaark by thickshadee June 8, 2009

sharista 

An angel sent from above; one who is talented in every way and very angelic. One that everyone loves and is kind.
Wow that girls name be must be Sharista she is so angelic.
sharista by Poet Girl 96 June 18, 2011

Sharttard 

The act of farting but accidentally crapping ones pants in a retarded fashion.
One who resembles the stains in a retarded persons underpants.
Dennis is a sharttard.
Sharttard by crumb5336 May 5, 2009

shardstick 

A 3 foot line of crystal meth equal to 1 yard.
I did a line earlier, oh my God it was so good, oh wow, I did a line, but not just any line, it was a super long line, it was the length of a shardstick. Is there an ice pick sticking out the back of my head?
shardstick by Texas Beezler August 18, 2014
A person who sharts too often, thus arousing intense displeasure among the general public.
Did you just hear that? He's a shartard.
shartard by lit_af March 2, 2017

SHARDVARK 

Any person who spends hours searching the carpet for shards of dope (ice or crack) that might have been spilled there.

From Aardvark, the creature with the long snout that it uses to root around for ants.
Did you see old girl on her hands and knees on the floor all night after dude mentioned that he spilled a gram last week? What a shardvark!
SHARDVARK by thekattywumpus October 24, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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