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Harbaugh Handshake

Shooting your load in both hands, followed by shaking your partner's hand while slapping them on the back.
"Had to wash my hands with the quickness after I Harbaugh Handshaked that chick last night."

Harbaughed 

Getting owned by a bigger stronger man during a handshake...

Jim Schwartz got harbaughed...
Harbaughed by Texast505 November 19, 2011

Seabaugh 

A method of speaking which utilizes pure bull shit instead of words.

Originated in the Chicago area but unexpectedly showed up in the general Washington DC region. Recently it has more or less faded from the districted but has been heard amongst the less educated and "evolved" of the state Illinois.
I know it looked like he was trying to act and talk like a big boy but I'm telling you it was pure seabaugh.
Seabaugh by Dr.SmyD August 4, 2009

Harbaughs.khakis 

Harbaughs.khakis is a stupid meme page on Instagram, don’t follow him. He likes black girls way too much, and his friends often call him a white Uncle Tom. Once he even said he would lick a WNBA player’s ab sweat.
“Yeah Harbaughs.khakis is a white Uncle Tom
Harbaughs.khakis by Ghetto.ramsey September 25, 2019

Harbaugh 

Having the ability to crush the souls and spirits of someones competition. Inflicting pain and sorrow upon a team wishing to compete against you.
We had high hopes of beating our rival this year, until they released the Harbaugh on us.
Harbaugh by mercury69 December 30, 2014

Shavaughn 

The best person in the world .... One of a kind everyone wants to be her friend or be her she inspires others to succeed.
Food lover and very sexy . And supper funny plus very smart.
" I wish I was Shavaughn she's so amazing and humble she's one of a kind "
Shavaughn by Vadel December 15, 2013