Shaping

Shaping, or the slang version "Mike Keithing", is when the shapeshifting master himself, aka Michael Keith, "shapes" into different shapes, items, and the new form of shaping, people. Exhibit A (Michael Keith) has spent many years perfecting the art of shaping by channeling his energy of the shape to preform various acts of "Mike Keithing", such as a giant penis, a toilet with puke in it, controllers of sorts, and the ever popular "Mike Keith tampon". Furthermore Exhibit A is known to shape in the blink of an eye, so watch out for things in your house, car, or even things on your body, as the Shapeshifting Master himself is likely be one of those items.

"I didn't have a costume for Halloween so i channeled my shaping energy to go as an octagon."

Shaping by Zaeros April 4, 2009

Shaping your beret 

The act of preparing your mangina for weekend drill. As in shaving and moisturizing said area.

Sean are you shaping your beret in preparation for drill this weekend. Yes I am the guys are gonna love me for it.

Shaping your beret by Mr. Greybush April 10, 2010

Virgin Shaming 

The act of judging or mocking someone due to their assumed lack of sexual experience. The perpetrator will normally base this assumption on the victim's personality traits or behaviors that they associate with being a virgin. The perpetrator will often do this cover up their own insecurities.

When he asked his friends how to get laid, they began virgin shaming him.

Virgin Shaming by Stepman February 18, 2020

Shaking Syndrome 

Shaking syndrome is something that occurs after you send a risky text , or receive a text that makes you nervous. The symptoms are severe shaking and shivering that lasts for a long time.

The disease was first discovered by M.B. And K.R.

Katie, he’s typing I acc have shaking syndrome .

Shaking Syndrome by Foundationenglishandmathsgals January 19, 2020

short shaming 

No, this has nothing to do with penis length; your dirty mind would go there!

Short shaming is the act of teasing or disparaging a person because of their short stature.

It's a form of discrimination that gets the impunity that racism doesn't. Short shaming has a surprising double standard present in many women: they advocate for the body positivity of themselves and others, yet openly and shamelessly denounce short men.

It's important to remember that height is genetic and unchangeable once a man hits the approximate age of 20; discriminating against it is never a valid criticism. Short men face a lot of discrimination, so just remember to treat them with the respect that everybody deserves. Short shaming is like racism: you're discriminating against a harmless trait that someone cannot change.

Girl 1: "So how tall's your new boyfriend?"
Girl 2: "He's 5'8."
Girl 1: "Ew, it's only a friends thing, right?"
Girl 2: "Hey, quit short shaming, I love him!"

short shaming by Vindicator Phoenix January 1, 2017

Shaking My Yogurt 

When one shakes his yogurt; ie. Masturbating

"Mom don't come in, I'm shaking my yogurt!"

Shaking My Yogurt by Deez.Nuts May 5, 2015

Shoulder Shaking 

Shoulder shaking is stimulation of the genitals with the hand for sexual pleasure.

I am gonna go shoulder shaking.

Shoulder Shaking by Specs Gonzalez January 28, 2020