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Shanners 

An act of shear stupidity.
John: Lads, I think I've left my petrol cap back at the Petrol Station!

Fred: He's only gone and done a shanners!
Shanners by theSeskuFOX May 4, 2010
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Shanners 

A creepy earthling who spends all free time on the computer, chewing on straws, DDRing, and crying over senseless things. Can be lured out of dark corners when presented eggnog.
Bob: Hey Tom, where are all the straws?
Tom: They're gone, Bob. Shanners came by earlier.
Bob: Bloody Hell.
Shanners by Shanners November 9, 2006

Shanners 

One of the most beautiful people I have ever met.

Act of shear beauty.

Intelligent, confident, cute and amazing in every way.

Nick name for Shannon .
"My Shanners"
Shanners by JDR2011 October 12, 2011

shatners bassoon 

Area within your brain that defines time perception. Can be affected by so called 'Made up drugs' such as 'Cake'; a Visterbile Amphetamoid from Prague. Cake and the effects on shatners bassoon is covered in a episode of the 'Brass Eye' concered with drugs.
One unlucky user died after being run over by a bus, he thought he had 3 months to cross the road.
shatners bassoon by Valetudo March 24, 2004
A Scottish word beleived to have originated around the Central Belt sometime in the late 20th centurey describing and object (usualy a vehical) which is in a delapedated state of disrepair and generaly an embaresment to the owner.
Example 1

Jock #1 "Here mate, your car's an utter SHANNER!"

Jock #2 "Aye whatever man, your dirtbike's the biggest SHANNER i've ever had the misfortune to gaze upon!"

Example 2

"Mate, i've had enough of this Audi! Its a total SHANNER!"
Shanner by Coopertrooper87 November 15, 2012

wanking spanners 

An alternative name for your hands.
obviously used while masturbating.
im away to the toliet to tighten my nuts with my wanking spanners.
wanking spanners by Codiak July 31, 2003
Someone/thing shan, rubbish, undesirable
1: Davy, ya shanner!
2: Did you see that car? It was a shanner!!
Shanner by solodini November 6, 2006
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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