Shanners

An act of shear stupidity.

John: Lads, I think I've left my petrol cap back at the Petrol Station!

Fred: He's only gone and done a shanners!

by theSeskuFOX May 4, 2010

Shanners

A creepy earthling who spends all free time on the computer, chewing on straws, DDRing, and crying over senseless things. Can be lured out of dark corners when presented eggnog.

Bob: Hey Tom, where are all the straws?
Tom: They're gone, Bob. Shanners came by earlier.
Bob: Bloody Hell.

by Shanners November 9, 2006

Shanners

One of the most beautiful people I have ever met.

Act of shear beauty.

Intelligent, confident, cute and amazing in every way.

Nick name for Shannon .

"My Shanners"

by JDR2011 October 12, 2011

shatners bassoon

Area within your brain that defines time perception. Can be affected by so called 'Made up drugs' such as 'Cake'; a Visterbile Amphetamoid from Prague. Cake and the effects on shatners bassoon is covered in a episode of the 'Brass Eye' concered with drugs.

One unlucky user died after being run over by a bus, he thought he had 3 months to cross the road.

by Valetudo March 24, 2004

Shanner

A Scottish word beleived to have originated around the Central Belt sometime in the late 20th centurey describing and object (usualy a vehical) which is in a delapedated state of disrepair and generaly an embaresment to the owner.

Example 1

Jock #1 "Here mate, your car's an utter SHANNER!"

Jock #2 "Aye whatever man, your dirtbike's the biggest SHANNER i've ever had the misfortune to gaze upon!"

Example 2

"Mate, i've had enough of this Audi! Its a total SHANNER!"

by Coopertrooper87 November 15, 2012

wanking spanners

An alternative name for your hands.
obviously used while masturbating.

im away to the toliet to tighten my nuts with my wanking spanners.

by Codiak July 31, 2003

Shanner

Someone/thing shan, rubbish, undesirable

1: Davy, ya shanner!
2: Did you see that car? It was a shanner!!

by solodini November 6, 2006