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shannert 

she is beauty and grace
love her with all your mighty heart
she is queen
love shannert
and love her booty
everyone: I WANT SHANNERT TO FUCK ME
shannert by Senpai Skylar March 20, 2017
A Scottish word beleived to have originated around the Central Belt sometime in the late 20th centurey describing and object (usualy a vehical) which is in a delapedated state of disrepair and generaly an embaresment to the owner.
Example 1

Jock #1 "Here mate, your car's an utter SHANNER!"

Jock #2 "Aye whatever man, your dirtbike's the biggest SHANNER i've ever had the misfortune to gaze upon!"

Example 2

"Mate, i've had enough of this Audi! Its a total SHANNER!"
Shanner by Coopertrooper87 November 15, 2012
1: Davy, ya shanner!
2: Did you see that car? It was a shanner!!
Shanner by solodini November 6, 2006

Dick Shannery 

Dick Shannery posts some lame stuff on here.
Dick Shannery by Dick Shannery April 19, 2019

Shanners 

John: Lads, I think I've left my petrol cap back at the Petrol Station!

Fred: He's only gone and done a shanners!
Shanners by theSeskuFOX May 4, 2010

Shanners 

A creepy earthling who spends all free time on the computer, chewing on straws, DDRing, and crying over senseless things. Can be lured out of dark corners when presented eggnog.
Bob: Hey Tom, where are all the straws?
Tom: They're gone, Bob. Shanners came by earlier.
Bob: Bloody Hell.
Shanners by Shanners November 9, 2006