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shannert 

she is beauty and grace
love her with all your mighty heart
she is queen
love shannert
and love her booty
everyone: I WANT SHANNERT TO FUCK ME
shannert by Senpai Skylar March 20, 2017
A Scottish word beleived to have originated around the Central Belt sometime in the late 20th centurey describing and object (usualy a vehical) which is in a delapedated state of disrepair and generaly an embaresment to the owner.
Example 1

Jock #1 "Here mate, your car's an utter SHANNER!"

Jock #2 "Aye whatever man, your dirtbike's the biggest SHANNER i've ever had the misfortune to gaze upon!"

Example 2

"Mate, i've had enough of this Audi! Its a total SHANNER!"
Shanner by Coopertrooper87 November 15, 2012
Someone/thing shan, rubbish, undesirable
1: Davy, ya shanner!
2: Did you see that car? It was a shanner!!
Shanner by solodini November 6, 2006

Dick Shannery 

Some dude who posts on urbandictionary.com
Dick Shannery posts some lame stuff on here.
Dick Shannery by Dick Shannery April 19, 2019

Shanners 

John: Lads, I think I've left my petrol cap back at the Petrol Station!

Fred: He's only gone and done a shanners!
Shanners by theSeskuFOX May 4, 2010

Shanners 

A creepy earthling who spends all free time on the computer, chewing on straws, DDRing, and crying over senseless things. Can be lured out of dark corners when presented eggnog.
Bob: Hey Tom, where are all the straws?
Tom: They're gone, Bob. Shanners came by earlier.
Bob: Bloody Hell.
Shanners by Shanners November 9, 2006