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Shakespeared

Shell-shocked state of existence one experiences after taking literature lightly
I might not but sayeth, i feeleth a dram shakespeared
Shakespeared by SAPTAK.RC April 26, 2026

Shakespeare

The guy that every English teacher wants to bang.
Shakespeare by Thatcarguy313 March 23, 2016

Shakespearience 

A bibliography of the various William Shakespeare works which one has read, heard, seen or otherwise ingested into one's brain. Literally: experience of Shakespeare.
Rosecrantz: So, what's your Shakespearience?

Guildenstern: Um... Romeo And Juliet, a sonnet or two, and that Simpsons re-enactment of Hamlet...

Shakespeare Lines 

Lines of cocaine. The act of creating lines of cocaine with a credit card. Shakespeare wrote long lines of poetry, One replicating those lines with cocaine. Line of any white drug. Lines of of the white girl.
The Weeknd was on them Shakespeare Lines.
Pass me that credit card, Im on them shakespeare lines.

Shakespear Moment 

A point in time when you warn someone against fucking something up, and then they immediately fuck it up.
It was a complete Shakespear moment when I told him not to break anything, and instead of doing that, he broke everything

Shakespearing 

Self-gratification in a noble manner. The act of nobly "playing" with your genitals, for sexual excitement/pleasure; usually to orgasm.
I started Shakespearing since when I was 12 (yeah, I'm sure you wanted to know that) since then I have Shakespeared at least once a day.
Shakespearing by Asty March 29, 2020
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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