Shandolas

When you're being a dick for no apparent reason.

He took a piss in my coffee that's so Shandolas

by [e-mail] November 8, 2012

sandslash

very well the most badass looking pokemon of the first generation. it evolves from sandshrew and grows longer claws and spikes. the spikes on its back act as a defensive armor, while raising its evasion in a sandstorm. its attacks with its sharp claws, rolling up in a ball and crashing into others to deal damage, or by digging underground and attacking from below

I cant see anything in this sandstorm, i hope that sandslash isnt underground

by raptorboy3 January 4, 2011

Tokyo Sandblaster

A Tokyo Sandblaster is a scatological activity developed by Conan O'Brien for the Conan Show. It is defined as when one person has diarrhea, they place their ass close to their partner's face while firmly pressing their butt cheeks together. They then release their bowels, effectively blasting their partner in the face with a high pressure stream of shit, forcing them to squint and as a result creating the appearance of Asian features.

1. After Conan O'Brien's new show "Conan" Tokyo Sandblasted the shit out of the Tonight Show's ratings, he couldn't help but notice the shit running down his partners face bore a striking resemblance to the comedic stylings of Jay Leno.

2. Jay Leno enjoys Tokyo Sandblasters.

3. Conan is the shit, Jay Leno is a piece of shit.

by Hugh Jweener November 12, 2010

Charm City Sandblaster

When a girl with extremely chapped lips blows you.

My girlfriend gave me a charm city sandblaster and now my dick hurts

by TheBigSilly May 7, 2018

Singapore Sandblaster

When you suck the menstrual fluid from a woman and spit it into her ass. She farts it onto your face, creating a silhouette of blood on the wall behind you. With ejaculate, you cum a face of semen on the image.

"Oh God, was there a murder?" "Nah, my girlfriend gave me a Singapore Sandblaster for our 6 month anniversary."

by hanso48 December 18, 2010

Oklahoma Sandblaster

Prior to intercourse, typically anal, the phallus, dildo or fingers are coated in an adhesive and dipped in sand. Following the coating, the penetrating object is used feverishly. Think of sand paper in a woodworking project. The OK sandblaster can be used in conjunction with many other techniques; the boston shocker, the mini van, the Houdini, the Eiffel tower, etc...

Dude1: Man, I'm thinking about going to this party tonight to hook up with Jenna.
Dude2: You don't want Jenna, trust me. Tim and I wrecked that bitch with an Oklahoma Sandblaster-Houdini combo last week and she'll never be the same.

by pinksock69er September 30, 2011

Spandolage

Spandolage is that layer of awesomeness, the eye candy that comes on top of a ui and between the screens. It’s where the magic is happening.. The screen transitions, micro animations and those moments of delight that make the experience fun, unique and memorable.

- Animations bring endless possibilities in UI design. They can get very creative transforming and enhancing experiences.
- Animation can add an extra layer in any design, drawing attention to the right places.
- Animations enrich minimal layouts, enhancing story telling and user interactions.

Overuse of animation can result in heavy websites and apps and increased loading times that test users’ patience. Wrong or unnecessary animations can also confuse, disrupt, or mislead users, so use them wisely.

The spandolage in that page transition is on point.

by zenworm1984 April 14, 2020