sandalphobia

A condition described by the fear of wearing and/or seeing sandals on the feet, with our without socks.

Dean: Hey Hank, check out Dad in his new Aldo's with black socks!
Hank: I can't even look at that Deaner, I've got sandalphobia.

by Locker June 12, 2007

Santaphobia

The fear of Santa Clause watching you sleep, breaking into your home and giving you gifts.

Doctor: I'm afraid your son has a severe case of Santaphobia.

by Internet Protocol November 21, 2014

santaphobia

(Ir?)rational fear of santa clause.

My little sister cried when she saw Santa Clause. She has santaphobia.

by GoSanta! December 23, 2009

Shandaphobia

Fear of Toilet Water, Spiders, and germs.

OMG BRO SHE'S GOT SHANDAPHOBIA LIKE CRAZY

I know dude, turn off the fuckign caps lock

by Latrion March 18, 2014

santaphobia

You are scared of being raped by santa while he is breaking into your home. XD

Mom, I think I have santaphobia. :(

by dlweljkfnlakjsdbfiawubvlibcdjv April 6, 2017