Ryan and Shane’s bridge is a so called haunted bridge. It is haunted by the spirit Steve or ‘Goatman’ but since Shane challenged Goatman and Goatman failed it is now property of Shane Madej and Ryan Bergara
Ex: “Man, Ryan and Shane’s Bridge sure is creepy...”
“legend says it’s haunted by Goatman who is ruled by Shane and Ryan...”
Ghost hunter in denial, loyal bridge owner, but also the top dog when it comes to Rats. Like, actual rats. This may be used as a praise, verb, prayer, anything. The Rat God has many forms.
Shane Madej, as I stand before your immense righteousness, I tremble. My very hands twitch with each of your Godly movements. I devote my life to you, O mighty Shane Madej.