Shampoodead
Shampoodead by Beenie33 November 2, 2018
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Shampooed
adj. Mentally cleansed, espeically of behaviours, attitudes, or even memories considered "undesirable" by one partner. To truly shampoo a partner requires a great deal of effort to achieve the required level of obedience, but results in a docile and obedient lover who cannot conceive of not wanting to obey and please.
GF1: "Damn, Margot really shampooed her toyboy!"
GF2: "He doesn't even recognize his old girlfriends anymore..."
GF1: "She took him from free-range boi to shampooed toy!"
GF2: "He doesn't even recognize his old girlfriends anymore..."
GF1: "She took him from free-range boi to shampooed toy!"
Shampooed by Margot and Bubble May 26, 2009
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shampoodaphile
a man who enjoyes inserting his penis in shampoo bottles.
As shampoo bottles are very thin at the opening this usually means that the man has a tiny pecker.
As shampoo bottles are very thin at the opening this usually means that the man has a tiny pecker.
Ronald- "man i had the best shower this morning, but i ran out of shampoo, what a bummer!"
Malcom- "oh, when i run out of shampoo, i just shove my dick in the bottle, isnt that what everyone does?"
Ronald- "dude thats bloody wierd, you must be a shampoodaphile and thus have a small nob, init."
Malcom- "oh, when i run out of shampoo, i just shove my dick in the bottle, isnt that what everyone does?"
Ronald- "dude thats bloody wierd, you must be a shampoodaphile and thus have a small nob, init."
shampoodaphile by jamalshamali September 1, 2009
Shampooed
Shampooed by quattroinsanity February 21, 2011
shampooed
Have you ever noticed, while bathing, that while it takes quite a bit of shampoo to lather your hair up the first go-round, if you try to lather it again a second time, it only take a drop?
Well, being shampooed means that you were drunk the night before and it takes you only one drink to get hammered again.
Well, being shampooed means that you were drunk the night before and it takes you only one drink to get hammered again.
shampooed by katrinarobin June 16, 2011
Shampooed
Definition for drunk.
shampoodled
To have been done bogus, usually by members of the opposite sex, in a way that causes confusion and or frusteration
David, "So, when I arrived at the party, all of the chicks left."
Brent, "Wow, you were shampoodled."
Brent, "Wow, you were shampoodled."
shampoodled by slapmesilly17 May 29, 2010
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