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shampoogled 

To get drunk to the point so you have no recollection of the night, well and truly inibreated.
Ahh mate, lets get 'shampoogled' tonight.
shampoogled by Daniel Burne February 17, 2008
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Shampooed 

adj. Mentally cleansed, espeically of behaviours, attitudes, or even memories considered "undesirable" by one partner. To truly shampoo a partner requires a great deal of effort to achieve the required level of obedience, but results in a docile and obedient lover who cannot conceive of not wanting to obey and please.
GF1: "Damn, Margot really shampooed her toyboy!"
GF2: "He doesn't even recognize his old girlfriends anymore..."
GF1: "She took him from free-range boi to shampooed toy!"

shampoozle 

The act of shampooing one's pubic hair while taking a morning shower. This is used to cleanse the pubes of oils or unwanted semen from the night/morning; thus, the pubes are now free to sway to and fro in the wind.
I shampoozled my pubes this morning; therefore, perhaps your mother would partake in the act of riding me.
shampoozle by Special K PC! May 15, 2006

shampoodle 

a pink rat-like poodle who has her own hair salon inside of tom nook's 'nookingtons'
natatchi: hey i just got a new dew at shampoodle's!
saratchi: it looks disgusting...
natatchi: shove it...
shampoodle by natatchi January 1, 2009

Shampoozled 

when your shampoo overtakes you in the shower, causing what is known as the "stingy eye".
son of a three-legged bitch, i've been shampoozled!
Shampoozled by A boy named dew January 27, 2008

Shamboozled 

Getting both really drunk and really high, simultaneously.
"I was so drunk and high, that I made up the word shamboozled."
"After the bar we were wasted, then we went back home and smoked a joint and got completely shamboozled."
Shamboozled by DB, Beej August 4, 2008

Shamoogle 

A shade of blue inbetween the famous blue and light blue.
Damn Josiah, your note book is very shamoogle
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