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shake rape 

when you see someone you know and they offer you there hand for a greeting shake as one would at a business interview. However at the last second they try and do some fancy bro shake with you ending in epic fail on all accounts. This usually leaves the unsuspecting recipient feeling ashamed and less then a man.
(Situation: At the club in front of some girls and you get shake raped by a bro)

girls: hahahaha you totally fucked that up you must have a small penis

you: fuck that!, I just got shake raped.
shake rape by matttatts September 6, 2011

Shape Rape

When someone says they have a packet of shapes then everyone tackles them to the ground and rapes them for shapes
Person: I have shapes

Everyone else: SHAPE RAPE!!!!!
Shape Rape by Shape rape August 14, 2016

shave rape 

When you shave someone's *unmentionables* & then rape them. Made up by the famous Sammiie.
x=The Famous Sammiie
o=The Girl Who Wrote This

x: i wanna shave rape a hoeeee
x: hahahahahaha
o: ahahaahaaa
x: i just made that up, shave rape.
o: shave rape
o: see i was thinking you shave their legs or something
o: and then rape them
x: a little higher
o: with their smooth legs
x: hahahahahahaha
o: ahahahahaha
o: okay
x: their smooth unmentionables?
o: yes!
shave rape by harajukuuu July 27, 2006

shake n' rape 

When someone shakes your hand and unexpectedly caresses your palm with their fingers. Although the gesture is not always accompanied by a smile, the intentions of the shake n' raper are usually clear.
Luke: So I changed his oil and went to shake his hand and he gave me the old shake n' rape!
Jen: He did what?!
Luke: Yeah, he slowly stroked the inside of my palm with his middle finger and I swear he had a slight smile at the corner of his mouth.
shake n' rape by Dominatrickz April 19, 2013

rape shake 

a. going to a party and going beyonce on someone
b. dancing really sexy on someone so they will want to rape you
I totally rape shaked on that hot guy at the party last night.
OR
Please rape shake me hot stuff..i need some.

Rape shake 

1.To rape your friends facebook wall so that all they see is your comments
2. to incessantly annoy your friends on facebook to the point where they would much rather deactivate their facebook than read your comments
I rape shaked kaila's wall last night, and no one can beat me.
or

Last night Edye rape shaked my wall and i think I have had enough.
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