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A variant of Cyneburga/Cyneburg meaning "Royal Fortress" in Old English (Anglo-Saxon, Germanic).
"Cyne" or "Sham" meaning 'Royal'.
"Burga" or "Burger" meaning 'Fortress'.
Saint Cyneburga, a daughter of a king of Mercia, was the founder of an abbey at Gloucester in the 7th century.
Anglo Saxon: a member of the Germanic peoples conquering England in the fifth century a.d. and forming the ruling class until the Norman conquest.
"Cyne" or "Sham" meaning 'Royal'.
"Burga" or "Burger" meaning 'Fortress'.
Saint Cyneburga, a daughter of a king of Mercia, was the founder of an abbey at Gloucester in the 7th century.
Anglo Saxon: a member of the Germanic peoples conquering England in the fifth century a.d. and forming the ruling class until the Norman conquest.
Shanequia L. L. 'Shamburger' & Otha L. 'Shamburger' IV relationship mirrored the relative image of their younger siblings, Shanea 'Shamburger' and Jorden 'Shamburger', who they loved dearly.
Shamburger by OHaaaaM 'OzH' YeGNOS December 25, 2018
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shamburger
what you bite into when you think you're eating a hamburger, but it turns out to be a tofu or turkey burger.
Pakita asked me over for dinner last night. It was going great until she brought out the food. It looked like a hamburger, but it turned out to be a shamburger. She was still bootylicious though.
shamburger by Pakita August 28, 2007
Shambutter
Shambutter originated as a joke among a group of friends. When discussing methods to clean a firearm, one friend revealed that he lubed his using a cream that bikers put between their naked skin and "shammies" to eliminate chafing. As a result of the conversation, "Shambutter" was born.
Shambutter is used to lube anything. You can lube your firearms with it, not only guaranteeing its functionality but also extending its lifespan by several decades. You may, with permission of course, lube your "partner" with it if so desired. Shambutter, when mixed with water (aka "shammywater"), provides a very nutritious drink that, unbelievably, slides down the throat even more effortlessly than water itself. It also lubes your organs on the way down. These are just a few examples of what shambutter can do. In fact, the better question to ask is "What CAN'T shambutter do?" It cannot cure cancer. Yet. It cannot prevent death, but it may forestall it depending on its usage. It does not guarantee that your sex life will improve, but if you do attempt it you will definitely be one slick son of a gun. Also, it does not guarantee that you will be bulletproof, as it will not stop a bullet fired at a perfect 90 degree angle. However, if you are naked and completely covered with shambutter, any variation in degree of the bullet other than a 90 degree angle will most definitely result in the bullet sliding off your body with no harm to you whatsoever.
Shambutter is used to lube anything. You can lube your firearms with it, not only guaranteeing its functionality but also extending its lifespan by several decades. You may, with permission of course, lube your "partner" with it if so desired. Shambutter, when mixed with water (aka "shammywater"), provides a very nutritious drink that, unbelievably, slides down the throat even more effortlessly than water itself. It also lubes your organs on the way down. These are just a few examples of what shambutter can do. In fact, the better question to ask is "What CAN'T shambutter do?" It cannot cure cancer. Yet. It cannot prevent death, but it may forestall it depending on its usage. It does not guarantee that your sex life will improve, but if you do attempt it you will definitely be one slick son of a gun. Also, it does not guarantee that you will be bulletproof, as it will not stop a bullet fired at a perfect 90 degree angle. However, if you are naked and completely covered with shambutter, any variation in degree of the bullet other than a 90 degree angle will most definitely result in the bullet sliding off your body with no harm to you whatsoever.
I'm completing a paper about the extreme benefits of using shambutter to increase the reproduction rate of panda bears.
Shambutter by PapaBear45 September 11, 2010
Shamburger
When you bite into the hamburger you special ordered, and realize that the patty was made of mystery (or fake) meat.
Shamburger by Livleaux June 3, 2021
shambunkery
Sharqueen slips on a banana peel into the rake which hits him in the nuts and causes him to go backwards into the lake of fire behind him
Donny: That's some real high class, silly, dimwitted shambunkery if I've ever seen it
Donny: That's some real high class, silly, dimwitted shambunkery if I've ever seen it
shambunkery by John Blowe October 17, 2021