Shambutter 

Shambutter originated as a joke among a group of friends. When discussing methods to clean a firearm, one friend revealed that he lubed his using a cream that bikers put between their naked skin and "shammies" to eliminate chafing. As a result of the conversation, "Shambutter" was born.

Shambutter is used to lube anything. You can lube your firearms with it, not only guaranteeing its functionality but also extending its lifespan by several decades. You may, with permission of course, lube your "partner" with it if so desired. Shambutter, when mixed with water (aka "shammywater"), provides a very nutritious drink that, unbelievably, slides down the throat even more effortlessly than water itself. It also lubes your organs on the way down. These are just a few examples of what shambutter can do. In fact, the better question to ask is "What CAN'T shambutter do?" It cannot cure cancer. Yet. It cannot prevent death, but it may forestall it depending on its usage. It does not guarantee that your sex life will improve, but if you do attempt it you will definitely be one slick son of a gun. Also, it does not guarantee that you will be bulletproof, as it will not stop a bullet fired at a perfect 90 degree angle. However, if you are naked and completely covered with shambutter, any variation in degree of the bullet other than a 90 degree angle will most definitely result in the bullet sliding off your body with no harm to you whatsoever.

I'm completing a paper about the extreme benefits of using shambutter to increase the reproduction rate of panda bears.

Shambutter by PapaBear45 September 11, 2010

Shamburger

A variant of Cyneburga/Cyneburg meaning "Royal Fortress" in Old English (Anglo-Saxon, Germanic).
"Cyne" or "Sham" meaning 'Royal'.
"Burga" or "Burger" meaning 'Fortress'.

Saint Cyneburga, a daughter of a king of Mercia, was the founder of an abbey at Gloucester in the 7th century.

Anglo Saxon: a member of the Germanic peoples conquering England in the fifth century a.d. and forming the ruling class until the Norman conquest.

Shanequia L. L. 'Shamburger' & Otha L. 'Shamburger' IV relationship mirrored the relative image of their younger siblings, Shanea 'Shamburger' and Jorden 'Shamburger', who they loved dearly.

Shamburger by OHaaaaM 'OzH' YeGNOS December 25, 2018

shmutter 

Clothes - usually a coat. Comes from the yiddische word for 'rags'

Look at my new shmutter

shmutter by Tim Wells September 8, 2003

Slambuster 

male version of a slamhound. A male that you take home to slam with no intention of getting his number before the next morning. Less respected than a booty call.

I'm leaving the club, snagged me a slambuster for the night.

Slambuster by Rachaeled April 6, 2011

Sheabutterbabe

One who is completely and utterly happy and content with their brown and black skin. One who knows the power within themselves and only uses it for good not evil. They spread love of the mind body and soul.

Tempestt of most definitely a Sheabutterbabe

Sheabutterbabe by VixxensCollections December 28, 2020

Spambuster

A person who doesn't like spamwankers (Please see UD for definition of Spamwanker) The Spambuster will go out of his (or her) way to retaliate against the said Spamwanker so they either leave the group or see the error of their way and stop spamming.

One one group they have a hall of fame whereby the said spamwanker has their picture defaced in a humourus manner an shown to the Spambusters of that siad group

Spambusters normally hunt in packs of 4 or more and target the Spamwanker all at once. In some occasions up to 10 Spambusters will all join in

Spamwanker Spambuster Twunt Spamtwunt

Spambuster by A Homage to Kapitan July 2, 2010

shamburger

what you bite into when you think you're eating a hamburger, but it turns out to be a tofu or turkey burger.

Pakita asked me over for dinner last night. It was going great until she brought out the food. It looked like a hamburger, but it turned out to be a shamburger. She was still bootylicious though.

shamburger by Pakita August 28, 2007