shambora

dick or peanis

you have a big shambora

by ali August 3, 2003

Shambora

A drink mixture of red bull and shambord.

2 shamborahs ease I'm gonna hit the floor.

by nosajydoog July 13, 2016

Shambrarian

Someone who knows enough truth about how libraries really work, but not enough to go insane or be qualified as a real librarian.

A portmanteau of Sham and Librarian

Symptoms:

* Holds strong, unwavering opinions about library records, that cannot typically be stated without at least 3 different expletives.
* Drinks like a fish to try to stem the pain from their considerations of the kafka-esque procedures running the library world today.
* For some reason, a guy called Marc is the bane of their lives, especially the one that's eight years old.
* Started doing IT support for librarians is a persistent feature as well.

"Christ, your library system is a piece of shit. Fuck, what kind of fucking MARC code is that?" - "But you're a computer guy, how do you know MARC?" - "Heh, I may know computers, but I'm also a shambrarian"

by benosteen February 11, 2010

Richie Sambora

The most underrated guitar player, one of the greatest!

Richie Sambora is The King Of Swing

by faitheveryday October 10, 2003

shambozaled

A word that retarded middle schoolers use that means it's lit

Student 1: I LIKE THIS CLASS
student 2: AYE SHAMBOZALED

by I’m.your.daddy.hoe March 20, 2018

Richie Sambora

FABulous guitarist, THE most gorgeous muso on the planet, ever. Pure, raw guitar-playing energy. Beautiful.

Richie looks so gorgeous with that guitar held aloft.

by Sarah October 21, 2003

Sambora

To be of superior talent but be left holding the jockstrap of an infererior talent

Richie Sambora was both Bon Jovi'd and Sambora'd throughout his career with Bon Jovi

by blaghaus September 29, 2005