shamalan 

Shamalan, or Sham for short. Shamalan is the perfect best friend, he is always there for advice and he's very trustworthy.
he's dead at football and has no pace but that doesn't stop him playing for frenford FC. a perfect boyfriend, that's only if he likes you :)

shamalan is a fucktard

shamalan by that nigel over there February 28, 2019

shamalan 

Gay ass mother fucker. Some sexy guy and he loves life. Loving person and he’s always been Amandeep

Shamalan is lovely and sexy

shamalan by superstargangster April 20, 2018

Shamalan twist 

A circumstance or addition to a scenario that, instead of making the scenario a little more eccentric or possibly out-of sorts, makes the scenario as completely fucked up as it can possibly be, akin to the types of twists that M. Night Shamalan might have in one of his movies.

She might have been poured with a twist of crazy, but its a Shamalan twist. She's completely nuts!

Shamalan twist by Chris71Mach1 September 29, 2012

M. Night Shamalan piss 

the really long piss you take after a movie due to drinking too much soda, as opposed to an M. Night Shamalan twist

ooohh, too much coke zero, gotta take an M. Night Shamalan piss!

M. Night Shamalan piss by 81halohunter December 2, 2010

Shyamalan Groan 

The one point in a movie trailer in which everyone watching it gives up all hope in the movie

"Wow, this trailer for 'Devil' actually looks pretty...oh, you have got to be kidding me!"

*Shyamalan Groan*

Shyamalan Groan by The Minn September 22, 2010

Shyamalan 

Someone who is spontaneous, sporadic, and friendly by nature, the epitome of good vibes. This person is the manifestation of the phrase “there are no mistakes” and someone who is smart yet a child at heart. Shyamalan is a person who you can stay up till 3 am with laughing, and in turn wouldn’t waver in staying awake with you and comforting you through your lowest because they’re so caring and love their friends. This person will lift your mood with their funny and positive nature and you can trust that they’d never let you fall of a swing! Think of any negative adjective to describe a person and Shyamalan would be the opposite of that. Consider yourself lucky if you have a Shyamalan in your life because they’ll bring you joy and be there for you whenever you need them (just like a Pokémon). This amazing human will listen to the shit you have to say every day without any complaint and make you feel way better with their greatly appreciated dirty humour and roasts.

You're never lonely if you have a Shyamalan in your life.

Shyamalan by PurpleHandGang January 12, 2021

Shavalanche 

The act of one's rectum muscles relaxing so completely that feces flows out without any effort or control devastating all in its path like an avalanche.

ohhhh bro after eating that taco I was hit with a series of shavalanches all night long.

I got so pitted I shavalanched my pants.

Shavalanche by Shiavo August 19, 2009