shamalan

Shamalan, or Sham for short. Shamalan is the perfect best friend, he is always there for advice and he's very trustworthy.
he's dead at football and has no pace but that doesn't stop him playing for frenford FC. a perfect boyfriend, that's only if he likes you :)
shamalan is a fucktard
by that nigel over there February 28, 2019
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Shamalan twist

A circumstance or addition to a scenario that, instead of making the scenario a little more eccentric or possibly out-of sorts, makes the scenario as completely fucked up as it can possibly be, akin to the types of twists that M. Night Shamalan might have in one of his movies.
She might have been poured with a twist of crazy, but its a Shamalan twist. She's completely nuts!
by Chris71Mach1 September 29, 2012
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M. Night Shamalan piss

the really long piss you take after a movie due to drinking too much soda, as opposed to an M. Night Shamalan twist
ooohh, too much coke zero, gotta take an M. Night Shamalan piss!
by 81halohunter December 02, 2010
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shamalan

Gay ass mother fucker. Some sexy guy and he loves life. Loving person and he’s always been Amandeep
Shamalan is lovely and sexy
by superstargangster April 20, 2018
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