Shamalan, or Sham for short. Shamalan is the perfect best friend, he is always there for advice and he's very trustworthy.
he's dead at football and has no pace but that doesn't stop him playing for frenford FC. a perfect boyfriend, that's only if he likes you :)
he's dead at football and has no pace but that doesn't stop him playing for frenford FC. a perfect boyfriend, that's only if he likes you :)
shamalan is a fucktard
by that nigel over there February 28, 2019
Get the shamalanmug. A circumstance or addition to a scenario that, instead of making the scenario a little more eccentric or possibly out-of sorts, makes the scenario as completely fucked up as it can possibly be, akin to the types of twists that M. Night Shamalan might have in one of his movies.
by Chris71Mach1 September 29, 2012
Get the Shamalan twistmug. the really long piss you take after a movie due to drinking too much soda, as opposed to an M. Night Shamalan twist
by 81halohunter December 2, 2010
Get the M. Night Shamalan pissmug. by superstargangster April 20, 2018
Get the shamalanmug.