Shamalange
What a shamalange
Shamalange by Bj isle August 9, 2015
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shamalan
Shamalan, or Sham for short. Shamalan is the perfect best friend, he is always there for advice and he's very trustworthy.
he's dead at football and has no pace but that doesn't stop him playing for frenford FC. a perfect boyfriend, that's only if he likes you :)
he's dead at football and has no pace but that doesn't stop him playing for frenford FC. a perfect boyfriend, that's only if he likes you :)
shamalan is a fucktard
shamalan by that nigel over there February 28, 2019
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shyamalaned
a situation that ends up involving ghosts, robots, aliens or other random elements and possibly a plot twist.
dude a: "I am glad we have been fighting reverse werwolf vampires at this seemingly innocent roller rink in the year 3000."
dude b: "yeah all that advice from my dead uncle really came in handy during the time traveling portion of our adventures."
dude a: "i am a ghost and i have herpes. you just got shyamalaned!!!"
dude b: "yeah all that advice from my dead uncle really came in handy during the time traveling portion of our adventures."
dude a: "i am a ghost and i have herpes. you just got shyamalaned!!!"
shyamalaned by alex h. September 2, 2008
Shyamalaned
(verb): to mind rape something and turn it inside out. To strip something of everything beautiful about it. To take something totally awesome, and completely, utterly fuck it up. Named for the director M. Night Shyamalan.
Dayum, the Last Airbender has been Shyamalaned so badly that it's making me bleed from every orifice.
I was making a sculpture of the Eiffel tower, and I realized I totally Shyamalaned it when it came out looking like Sarah Jessica Parker.
Wow, Mary just totally Shyamalaned her work project. She'll never work again!
The Olive Garden has pretty much Shyamalaned all Italian food.
I was making a sculpture of the Eiffel tower, and I realized I totally Shyamalaned it when it came out looking like Sarah Jessica Parker.
Wow, Mary just totally Shyamalaned her work project. She'll never work again!
The Olive Garden has pretty much Shyamalaned all Italian food.
Shyamalaned by Toph Bei Fong July 13, 2010
Shyamalaned
When things appear to be going fine, then take a terrible turn for the worst. Based off of the style of writing/directing of filmmaker M. Night Shyamalan, a proponent of twist endings.
Dude, I was about to hook it up with this hot girlie, but then it turned out she was a dude. There were a lot of signs that suggested she was a dude, but I overlooked them; in hindsight it all makes sense. I just got Shyamalaned.
Shyamalaned by Nick S. June 20, 2006
Shamalan twist
A circumstance or addition to a scenario that, instead of making the scenario a little more eccentric or possibly out-of sorts, makes the scenario as completely fucked up as it can possibly be, akin to the types of twists that M. Night Shamalan might have in one of his movies.
Shamalan twist by Chris71Mach1 September 29, 2012
Shyamalaned
To create an absurd and unfitting hypothetical twist to a given situation, usually to annoy the person with whom you are conversing. Occasionally followed with a declaration of the act.
Shyamalanee: I heard Bill got real drunk last night.
Shyamalaner: ...or maybe his brain was actually replaced by Alien Zombies who have been living secretly in a hidden bunker in New Jersey for decades! You just got Shyamalaned!
Shyamalaner: ...or maybe his brain was actually replaced by Alien Zombies who have been living secretly in a hidden bunker in New Jersey for decades! You just got Shyamalaned!
Shyamalaned by TheMarkO March 7, 2010
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