Sham poo
Sham poo by mr. clean the mean machine April 6, 2009
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Sham Poo
"My girlfriend was so annoying last night, I had to go sham poo."
"I hate my job, the only break I get is when I sham poo"
"On an airplane I go sham pooing just to give my legs a stretch"
"Oh God, your crap smell all the way out here" "Your mind plays tricks on you, I just sham pooed"
"I hate my job, the only break I get is when I sham poo"
"On an airplane I go sham pooing just to give my legs a stretch"
"Oh God, your crap smell all the way out here" "Your mind plays tricks on you, I just sham pooed"
Sham Poo by legolas1890 September 6, 2013
Related Words
sham-pooing • Sham Pooh • shampoo • shampoo effect • Shampoop • Shampooed • shampoozled • shampoot • shampoozle • shampoo ambush
Sham-póó
Being the respectable, clean individual that I am, I had to sham-póó after giving my buddy's girl an awkward chocolate.
Sham-póó by Reverend Feltaboy October 14, 2011
SHAM-POO
SHAM-POO by Heyrobo127 February 19, 2019
Sham Pooh
Odorless feces. Preferred by some who enjoy defecation as a component of the sexual experience, but are offended by what some may consider the unfavorable stench of fecal matter.
Sham Pooh by Truckdriver April 16, 2009
sham-pooing
Sham-pooing, Verb: The act of lathering your scalp whilst taking a wild poo.
Also a reference to a homeless person (sham) who is dirty and never showers. The irony!
Also a reference to a homeless person (sham) who is dirty and never showers. The irony!
I took a massive sham-poo the other day it was breath taking, like having a water birth, including full dilation and crowning.
I can't believe I'd never tried sham-pooing before!
I can't believe I'd never tried sham-pooing before!
sham-pooing by papashivo April 17, 2009
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