Sham poo 

it means fake shit; something that is fake, and a piece of shit

You're mom's implants are sham poo dude. They're just fake pieces of shit.

Sham poo by mr. clean the mean machine April 6, 2009

Sham Poo 

Used when going to the toilet just to catch a break, without taking a dump. Poopretending

"My girlfriend was so annoying last night, I had to go sham poo."

"I hate my job, the only break I get is when I sham poo"

"On an airplane I go sham pooing just to give my legs a stretch"

"Oh God, your crap smell all the way out here" "Your mind plays tricks on you, I just sham pooed"

Sham Poo by legolas1890 September 6, 2013

sham-poo 

when you give someone a swirley in a poo filled toliet

"I'm so mad at Roy for not plunging the toliet, I'm gona give him a sham-poo."

sham-poo by 4 Points November 16, 2009

Sham-póó 

The act of wiping one's ass with the hair of the recipient of an awkward chocolate.

Being the respectable, clean individual that I am, I had to sham-póó after giving my buddy's girl an awkward chocolate.

Sham-póó by Reverend Feltaboy October 14, 2011

SHAM-POO 

Artificial excrement, usually made of soft, boyant plastic.

Is that a real turd or sham-poo floating in the pool, Martha?

SHAM-POO by Heyrobo127 February 19, 2019

Sham Pooh 

Odorless feces. Preferred by some who enjoy defecation as a component of the sexual experience, but are offended by what some may consider the unfavorable stench of fecal matter.

Nathan was meticulous with his diet so as to leave only sham pooh on his partner after "sex".

Sham Pooh by Truckdriver April 16, 2009

sham-pooing 

Sham-pooing, Verb: The act of lathering your scalp whilst taking a wild poo.

Also a reference to a homeless person (sham) who is dirty and never showers. The irony!

I took a massive sham-poo the other day it was breath taking, like having a water birth, including full dilation and crowning.

I can't believe I'd never tried sham-pooing before!

sham-pooing by papashivo April 17, 2009