Shaftass

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Someone who like being penetrated in the anus by a circumcised penis

Guy 1: That girl is a real shaftass
Guy 2 (circumcised ): Then she'll love me

Shaftass by You are not mother September 30, 2021

Words you can keep

shartass

(n.) Someone who constantly attempts to entertain others by the act of farting but eventually meets their due fate by accidently shitting their pants.

One day Bob sharted while we were playing basketball at the YMCA, I can't stand that shartass.

shartass by Johnny Behind the Rock April 22, 2010

Related Words

Shaftass • Shatass • shaftashave • shartass • Shatass disease • Shaft Lassies • Mushy Shat Ass

mushy shatass

When a person shits in thier wetsuit while paddleing a surfboard out to the line up

Peter gambled and lost, and thus has mushy shatass

mushy shatass by downtiggidy August 17, 2003

shaftashave

The men's equivalant to femme fresh.

Hey Dave you've got a cheesy smelling nob, try some of this shaftashave the ladies love it!

shaftashave by Sy P July 19, 2007

Shatass

Not to be confused with the derogative term, fatass, a shatass is someone who has eaten excessively to the point of immensely needing to shit.

Guy 1: Where we tryna eat?
Guy 2: I don’t know dude... I’m down for anything other than Mexican food.
Guy 1: What’s wrong with Mexican food?
Guy 2: Last time I ate a burrito, I nearly shat my brains out.
Guy 1: Haha, you’re such a shatass!

Shatass by JakeHasUD March 16, 2019

shatass

sharting when someones dick is in you ass.

guy 1: ay dude why you shatass last night?

guy 2: im sorry but it feels so good to shatass!

shatass by cookie dunker January 23, 2022

Shatass disease

persistent shitting of your ass. usually diahrea and/or mud butt

Damn! I keep shitting my ass.
Looks like you have Shatass disease.

Shatass disease by stu lanely April 25, 2006

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026