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Shaftass

Someone who like being penetrated in the anus by a circumcised penis
Guy 1: That girl is a real shaftass
Guy 2 (circumcised ): Then she'll love me
by You are not mother September 30, 2021
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shartass

(n.) Someone who constantly attempts to entertain others by the act of farting but eventually meets their due fate by accidently shitting their pants.
One day Bob sharted while we were playing basketball at the YMCA, I can't stand that shartass.
by Johnny Behind the Rock April 22, 2010
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mushy shatass

When a person shits in thier wetsuit while paddleing a surfboard out to the line up
Peter gambled and lost, and thus has mushy shatass
by downtiggidy August 17, 2003
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shaftashave

The men's equivalant to femme fresh.
Hey Dave you've got a cheesy smelling nob, try some of this shaftashave the ladies love it!
by Sy P July 19, 2007
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Shatass

Not to be confused with the derogative term, fatass, a shatass is someone who has eaten excessively to the point of immensely needing to shit.
Guy 1: Where we tryna eat?
Guy 2: I don’t know dude... I’m down for anything other than Mexican food.
Guy 1: What’s wrong with Mexican food?
Guy 2: Last time I ate a burrito, I nearly shat my brains out.
Guy 1: Haha, you’re such a shatass!
by JakeHasUD March 16, 2019
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shatass

sharting when someones dick is in you ass.
guy 1: ay dude why you shatass last night?

guy 2: im sorry but it feels so good to shatass!
by cookie dunker January 23, 2022
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Shatass disease

persistent shitting of your ass. usually diahrea and/or mud butt
Damn! I keep shitting my ass.
Looks like you have Shatass disease.
by stu lanely April 25, 2006
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