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Definitions by JakeHasUD

Perpetual Stupidity 

Upon committing an act that is deemed stupid, the likelihood of committing another stupid act shortly after is significantly more probable.
Person A: Wow, Bobby sure seems like a complete retard… is he always like that?

Person B: Nah, he’s just going through perpetual stupidity, he’ll snap out of it soon… I hope.
Perpetual Stupidity by JakeHasUD January 12, 2022
Not to be confused with the derogative term, fatass, a shatass is someone who has eaten excessively to the point of immensely needing to shit.
Guy 1: Where we tryna eat?
Guy 2: I don’t know dude... I’m down for anything other than Mexican food.
Guy 1: What’s wrong with Mexican food?
Guy 2: Last time I ate a burrito, I nearly shat my brains out.
Guy 1: Haha, you’re such a shatass!
Shatass by JakeHasUD March 16, 2019