Rusty Shackleford

Alias used by the government paranoid Dale Gribble, Hank Hill's friend on the animated series 'King of the Hill'. He also claims to own Shackleford's birth certificate.

"No, wait! Rusty Shackleford wants a pizza!" - Dale Gribble

Rusty Shackleford by AngeFaitore November 13, 2004

Shawn shackleford 

Bi polar cum dumpster

That crazy bastard just went shawn shackleford.

Shawn shackleford by bobbyh69 November 30, 2016

Ted Shackleford 

The man in the yellow hat from curious George.

That guy Ted Shackleford is so sexy, I nut the second I see him

Ted Shackleford by Scruggssa September 18, 2019

Shackleford 

The act of shitting in a person’s mouth prior to giving oral sex so as to plumb your shit down their throat with your cock like unclogging a toilet

Diana let me give her a shackleford as a thank you for plumbing her actual toilet pipe

Shackleford by Thegiraffeoflegend September 24, 2018

Ms. Shackleford

A bitch

Stop being a Ms. Shackleford.

Ms. Shackleford by HCMS student February 21, 2018

rusty shackleford

When you take a dump on your own chest while giving yourself a handy.

Wanna go to the bar? Nah I’m gonna stay home and give myself a rusty shackleford.

rusty shackleford by acfil August 15, 2022

Rusty Shackleford

When you where suppose to redo the shingle on the neighbors roof, but end up going ass to mouth instead

Dale: hey John; -shingle my roof and keep an eye out on my wife

John: sure no problem

Gave her the ole Rusty Shackleford

Rusty Shackleford by ruffordshackleford September 6, 2020