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Expression of extreme disbelief used by Senator Clay Davis from The Wire.
shiiiit.com
shiiiit by YYC November 22, 2011
Words you can keep
used to express the unlikelyhood of something happening.
person: would you pop to the stores and get some milk?
james: Shiiit!

person:do you think you've got a chance with that girl?
James: Shiiit!

James: I really like doing this newspaper...shiiit!
shiiiit by Joe Blow November 25, 2004
Emphasized way of saying shit. Used by many in the south.
Shiiiit that's funny right there!
Shiiiit by Undertaker77777 March 11, 2021

Shiiiiiiiiit 

The feeling of disappointment after spending $35 on a ticket to a bad movie and wasting hours of your life.
Dude, I just saw that shiiiiiiiiit and I am not in the mood to do anything for the upcoming 24 hours,knock me out,will ya ?

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit 

1. A prolonged pronounciation of the curse "shit". Used when something is especially pleasing to hear.

2. Used as a negative response.
1. "I got a new phone!"
"Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!"

2. "Would you like to go to the movie with me?"
"Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, you crazy."
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit by RogueFox February 24, 2005
Shiiiii she hot
Shiiiii by Boi if you high October 13, 2017

shiiiiTAKE (mushrooms) 

You use the phrase, "shiiiiTAKE (mushrooms)" where you might otherwise use the word, "shit"; such as if there are young children around or if you're on forums (or, "fora" if you want to be a dick about it) where the words shit and shittake are forbidden or censored (yes, a forum that I'm on censors the word shittake!!!).
{in a room where a toddler is present}: Gosh I don't want to go; I feel like shiiiiTAKE (mushrooms) this morning.
shiiiiTAKE (mushrooms) by Telephony October 22, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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