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sexmatron 

An apparent device invented by Thomas Edison, referenced by Professor Farnsworth in Futurama: Into the Wild Green Yonder.
You wouldn't ask Thomas Edison whether he knew how to use a sexmatron.
sexmatron by ThreeDeeGamerMan October 24, 2015
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Arousing, suggestive, and/ or a sexually graphic email that allows the recipient to pleasure him or herself while reading the it. Good for long distance relationships.
Even though he lived in England, Brad jizzed in his pants thinking about the sexmail his lover sent to him from Canada.
Sexmail by underagehottie September 7, 2010

sexmazing 

something is sexy and amazing. (sexmazing) or it'd be amazing to have sex with...
"ohh yeahh, i totally agree that The All-American Rejects are sexmazing!"
sexmazing by AARejects<3 July 31, 2009

sexmachine

addicted to sex....and damn good at it
sexmachine by Anonymous December 7, 2002
I don't know if we're soulmates, but I'm sure we're sexmates.
sexmate by 'antha January 7, 2011
What Christmas turns into if you have sex before opening presents.

May also refer to the act of spending most of the 25th having sex.
"We celebrated Sexmas instead of giving gifts this year."

"I love Sexmas, it's the most wonderful time of the year."
Sexmas by christmasguy071 December 24, 2009