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Sezxmaz are bad spirits trying to take over your soul and your body to do evil thing happens when you worship the devil

This Sezxmaz was making me look bad infront of other people

Sezxma by XYZX11 March 7, 2021

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sexmatron

An apparent device invented by Thomas Edison, referenced by Professor Farnsworth in Futurama: Into the Wild Green Yonder.

You wouldn't ask Thomas Edison whether he knew how to use a sexmatron.

sexmatron by ThreeDeeGamerMan October 24, 2015

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Sexmail

Arousing, suggestive, and/ or a sexually graphic email that allows the recipient to pleasure him or herself while reading the it. Good for long distance relationships.

Even though he lived in England, Brad jizzed in his pants thinking about the sexmail his lover sent to him from Canada.

Sexmail by underagehottie September 7, 2010

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sexmazing

something is sexy and amazing. (sexmazing) or it'd be amazing to have sex with...

"ohh yeahh, i totally agree that The All-American Rejects are sexmazing!"

sexmazing by AARejects<3 July 31, 2009

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sexmachine

addicted to sex....and damn good at it

you are a sex machine!!!

sexmachine by Anonymous December 7, 2002

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sexmate

your most compatible sexual partner

I don't know if we're soulmates, but I'm sure we're sexmates.

sexmate by 'antha January 7, 2011

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Sexmas

What Christmas turns into if you have sex before opening presents.

May also refer to the act of spending most of the 25th having sex.

"We celebrated Sexmas instead of giving gifts this year."

"I love Sexmas, it's the most wonderful time of the year."

Sexmas by christmasguy071 December 24, 2009

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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