Sexvices

A pun combining the words ‘services’ and ‘sex’.

“I’ve just given you my amazing sexvices.” He smirked, giving his partner a kiss on the cheek.

by nonbinarylen May 7, 2021

Metro State Services

A funeral escort company based in Florida, run by sex offender and multiple times felon Jeremy DeWitte. Metro State Services came into the light due to their blatant police impersonation. Each of the Metro State "officers" are equipped with police like vehicles and duty belts. Their owner Jeremy is known for notoriously blocking traffic and harassing locals of the Orlando area, despite having no authority to do so. Currently Jeremy is currently incarcerated due to a dating violence charge.

WERE WITH METRO STATE SERVICES WERE A STATE CERTIFIED AGENCY YOU BETTER FIGURE IT OUT REAL FAST FUCK BOI

by RogerSgt April 17, 2021

Salted Fish Community Services

The best organisation to ever exist!
Titled SFCS for short.
People who don't believe in its supremacy should cease to exist.

Person 1: Do you believe in Salted Fish Community Services supremacy?
Person 2: Yes
Person 3: No

Person 2 was awarded with $649873463728856472489657623746984375689 and Person 3 was never to be seen again...

by a potato on the internet ._. November 16, 2021

township of spring fire rescue services

The Fire Company located in Spring Township, PA run by a bunch of paid fire fighter assholes that can't stand when non-fire fighters help them with their job. The fire police task-force (also known as flagger force) will continuously ruin your daily commute by dropping cones in your path then walking away. This will happen more on Route 222 and 422 due to continuous accidents and never ending PennDOT construction.

Friend 1: Dam that fuckin' fire police captain closed my road again.
Friend 2: Wow I tried to help the township of spring fire rescue services and they flipped me off in unison.

by 10258 August 8, 2018

bangladesh toilet services

The true meaning of BTS

"OMG IS THAT BTS?"
"YOU MEAN BANGLADESH TOILET SERVICES? YEAH!"

by wipe my creamy teeth May 19, 2021

child protective services

a number that is called once for every 7-year-old who uses TikTok.

"Hey Tom, you got any idea why Child Protective Services just had a huge spike in calls?"

"Yeah, 3 million a day is pretty wack."

by anonymous April 10, 2021

Shared Services

1. Shared Services are a small group of people that strive to be of the quality of others in their company. IE: Tech Support.

2. Shared Services are often found clinging to the bottom of feet late at night

3. Shared Services are a group of people that don't have an official job title so get dubbed Shared Services as the only explanation for their existance

As of this printing the Shared Services phenomenon is still being investigated. But, is believed to be Alien in nature from original testing.

by Tech Support August 12, 2004