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Sextual Relations

The act of pleasuring one self to pictures sent via SMS text messages.
I did in-fact have sextual relations with that woman, she was sending pics all night!!
Sextual Relations by wollyyy May 4, 2010

sextual assault 

unwanted sexual advances through texts
texter1:"you wanna come over and have sex?"
texter2" no! ur a creeper! thats sextual assault!"
sextual assault by GRUBAH! December 21, 2008

sextual appeal 

The quality of having sexual appeal via texting on the phone
A: How do you think you can get that chick thru your cell phone?
B: Well, I totally trust my sextual appeal. You know how great I am at texting!
sextual appeal by Worthy97 September 23, 2022

Sextual Harassment 

Sexual harassment via text.
"He's been sending me sexts all day and I don't have to take it!"

There are texts, and there are sexts - why can't there be sextual harassment?
Sextual Harassment by 9poolPony January 22, 2011

Sexual consent form 

A legal document that has become necessary before sexual activity by new sexual partners in the post #metoo era.
This is my living room and here is my kitchen. Please sign the sexual consent form if you want to see my bedroom.
Sexual consent form by Chad Apollo January 23, 2018

Gone Wrong Gone Sexual 

1) The way to describe Saturday nights with my grandpa

2) When a social media star needs to spice up their title so they add "Gone Wrong" and if they need even more effect, they use; "Gone Sexual"
Dave: Did you hear what happened to Bob at his Grandpa's house on Saturday?

Jim: Ya it's on YouTube under "Cereal, Gone Wrong Gone Sexual"
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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