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Trader Joe's Experience 

When an autist jump up on top of your counter with his timbs, takes a shit, and loudly exclaims "this is organic"
Last night when Steven got drunk he gave us the "Trader Joe's Experience" when he shit on our counter

A Riker’s Island green cup experience 

A Riker’s Island green cup experience — A short prison experience designed to make a weak co-conspirator flip on his bosses and “rat up” — meaning inform our co-conspirators higher in authority and more deeply imbedded in the organization under investigation.

Tennis great Boris Becker just finished two years in prison and he said: “ It’s a different lifestyle; it’s a different world…The only currency you have is your character and your personality — literally — and you better make friends with the strong boys because you need protection , you need a group of people to look out for you”

To which I say: YIKES!!!!!!!!

If you are weak A Riker’s Island green cup experience will not only make you flip; it will also make you a gold medal winning judicial gymnast!!!!!!!!
A Riker’s Island green cup experience may have caused Allen Weisselberg to flip on Donald Trump. Four months is a real jail in theory is short time. As an actual experience, and facing more charges it’s actually unthinkable. Flip hell!!! Allen Weisselberg probably not only flipped; but is now also probably a gold medal judicial gymnast!!!!!

sexperience 

"Wow, you suck in bed, YOU HAVE NO SEXPERIENCE!"
sexperience by Krazii-Kathy October 15, 2008

sexperience 

Encounter or undergo (an event or occurrence) that is sexually attractive or exciting
It was a sexperience she would not soon forget.
sexperience by erinsexy August 12, 2014

sexperience 

The experience of sex.
I have 10 years of sexperience.
sexperience by SandaimeSpaceMan February 15, 2008

sexperience 

Experience or know-how relating to intercourse or other sexual acts. It has to be real-world experience; you can't get it from watching porno or reading erotica.
Jasmine dumped me cuz i had no sexperience

Some girls think older guys are sexperienced.
sexperience by Oscar_the_Muse January 1, 2004