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Sexperience's

A group of friends sharing past sexual experiences.
Sounds like you've had some baaad sexperience's!
by jababa123 June 12, 2010
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Trader Joe's Experience

When an autist jump up on top of your counter with his timbs, takes a shit, and loudly exclaims "this is organic"
Last night when Steven got drunk he gave us the "Trader Joe's Experience" when he shit on our counter
by Trader Bro's Joe August 2, 2019
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A Riker’s Island green cup experience

A Riker’s Island green cup experience — A short prison experience designed to make a weak co-conspirator flip on his bosses and “rat up” — meaning inform our co-conspirators higher in authority and more deeply imbedded in the organization under investigation.

Tennis great Boris Becker just finished two years in prison and he said: “ It’s a different lifestyle; it’s a different world…The only currency you have is your character and your personality — literally — and you better make friends with the strong boys because you need protection , you need a group of people to look out for you”

To which I say: YIKES!!!!!!!!

If you are weak A Riker’s Island green cup experience will not only make you flip; it will also make you a gold medal winning judicial gymnast!!!!!!!!
A Riker’s Island green cup experience may have caused Allen Weisselberg to flip on Donald Trump. Four months is a real jail in theory is short time. As an actual experience, and facing more charges it’s actually unthinkable. Flip hell!!! Allen Weisselberg probably not only flipped; but is now also probably a gold medal judicial gymnast!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 30, 2023
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sexperience

"Wow, you suck in bed, YOU HAVE NO SEXPERIENCE!"
by Krazii-Kathy October 15, 2008
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sexperience

Encounter or undergo (an event or occurrence) that is sexually attractive or exciting
It was a sexperience she would not soon forget.
by erinsexy August 12, 2014
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sexperience

I have 10 years of sexperience.
by SandaimeSpaceMan February 15, 2008
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sexperience

Experience or know-how relating to intercourse or other sexual acts. It has to be real-world experience; you can't get it from watching porno or reading erotica.
Jasmine dumped me cuz i had no sexperience

Some girls think older guys are sexperienced.
by Oscar_the_Muse January 1, 2004
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