encounter 

unexpectedly experience or be faced with (something difficult or hostile).

I encountered my ex at the bar last night, boy was that tragic.

encounter by disthicc April 23, 2018

encounter 

when connor hill calls his friendly neighborhood gay stripper for sexual intercourse

connor hill had an encounter at his house

encounter by connorhillcum28 February 15, 2018

Encounter 

a violent incident in which a suspected criminal is killed by a member of the police, especially under controversial circumstances.

"he was shot dead in a police encounter"

Encounter by Arminkshipper July 25, 2024

encounter with the devil

When you think you’re going to throw up, and you kneel by the toilet, but you don’t throw up and you get stuck in a state of superposition between feeling like shit when you move but feeling fine when you don’t.

“what the fuck did you feed me last night? i had an encounter with the devil for like- six hours..”

encounter with the devil by handsoffmyspuds November 9, 2021

cloth encounter 

During moments of extreme stress, fecal excretions can no longer be held within the body, and are thus subject to contact with clothing. Such an event is known as a cloth encounter, and these events can be subdivided into three types based on the consistency of the fecal matter and the nature of the contact. Encounters of the first kind involve mostly dry material, and cause limited staining of the fabric. Those of the second kind involve both wet and dry material, and can be expected to leave a mark that will require dedicated laundering. During encounters of the third kind, contact with the fabric is so sustained that fecal material actually passes through clothing and into the outside environment. For safety reasons, garments subject to an encounter of the third kind should be immediately destroyed.

Dean: "What is that horrible smell?"

Jason: "Sorry about that... I've been turtling that spiced meat sandwich for hours, and I think I just had a cloth encounter of the third kind!"

cloth encounter by terminal2 October 14, 2009

cloth encounter 

During moments of extreme stress, fecal excretions can no longer be held within the body, and are thus subject to contact with clothing. Such an event is known as a cloth encounter, and these events can be subdivided into three types based on the consistency of the fecal matter and the nature of the contact. Encounters of the first kind involve mostly dry material, and cause limited staining of the fabric. Those of the second kind involve both wet and dry material, and can be expected to leave a mark that will require dedicated laundering. During encounters of the third kind, contact with the fabric is so sustained that fecal material actually passes through clothing and into the outside environment. For safety reasons, garments subject to an encounter of the third kind should be immediately destroyed.

Dean: "What is that horrible smell?"

Jason: "Sorry about that... I've been turtling that spiced meat sandwich for hours, and I think I just had a cloth encounter of the third kind!"

cloth encounter by terminal2 October 12, 2009