Someone who has successfully defined a term that has been accepted by the mahatma's a urbanditionary.com
Both myself and my friend James have entries in the Urban Dictionary. This makes us BOTH "Street Lexicographers". A high honor in some circles. A dubious one in others.
-really smart people who actually know what they're saying when they say it (unlike the rest of the world)
-elves that work at the BCD
-resident experts on just about everything you need to know
-the people you want to call as "phone a friends" for who wants to be a millionaire