Sexexcuse 

An excuse for not wanting to have sex.

When I smelt her breath it killed my desire. So I had to come up with a sexexcuse to get the hell out of there.

Sexexcuse by Marci Z. December 4, 2019

Sexcuse article

The act of 'accidentally' forgetting an article of clothing or object to give yourself a reason to come back to someone's place and fuck.

When Jeremy left his hat at her house, she was convinced that it was a sexcuse article. This was proven a fact when he asked to come over to collect his hat because he wanted a bootycall.

Sexcuse article by josefiend July 9, 2011

Sexcuse 

The excuse you give to go fuck.

While visiting my parents, Jeff and I usually use the sexcuse of needing a gallon of milk from the grocery store. That gets us out of the house long enough for a quicky in the backseat of the car.

Sexcuse by Kate Charlton October 18, 2008

sexercise 

When you decide that you can skip going to the gym, because you had some sweaty, exhilirating sex, that you feel you've worked out hard enough, and have burned those calories just by banging

Trent: "Morning babe, want to go work out with me?"
Abby: "How about you just work me out and do some sexercise instead?"

sexercise by Ima Horny Devil July 24, 2010

Sexercise 

To have sex instead of hitting up the gym.

Babe, I don't feel like driving to the gym. Wanna Sexercise instead?

Sexercise by lockenload23 August 5, 2016

sexercise 

the act of getting pyhsical exercis from having sex

I've lost five pounds this week from all that sexercise

sexercise by Sean Weston October 9, 2003

sexercise 

act of having sex as a workout.

Hello Bill, did you get your sexercise for today yet?

sexercise by spoojtastic peener July 22, 2003